- Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:00 am
#101038
you guys are sick, i like it! :) However you pale in comparison to me, e.g.<P>Me: excuse me, but is this the Virgin Shop<br>Virgin Megastore: um, yes this is virgin megastore, how may i help you<br>me: well i was wandering what the quality of your merchandise was like<br>VM: well its good quality, why do you ask<br>me: well i wanted to get my son somthing for his 18th birthday, so it has to be real good<br>vm: well what kind of things does he like?<br>me: well blonds mainly!<br>vm: excuse me!<br>me: you know, blond, big tits, preferably a bit of a wild thing in the sack<br>vm: excuse me sir, but we dont have any of these things, i think you must have the wrong number.<br>me: no, no my son definatly said he saw "an uncle cracker" in virgin!<br>vm:....................<br>he:so do you take credit card? hello, hello..............<P>excuse the bad spelling. but i thought that it was a nice prank call.