[The Cornishman]

Having a great time on my summer break here in Penzance, notwithstanding one element which I only mention because it happened to me again this afternoon.Seagulls. I would not be in the least suprised if I discovered that recent advancements in smart bomb technology were complimented more than slightly by studies into the Cornish black winged gulls anus-towit-I have been shat on at least four times this week.

[gem]

You would not believe how tempted I am to write a nasty and cutting reply to that statement, but hey I'm a nice person.


So I won't.


Even so a hundred nasty yet witty replies are lining themselves up...

Sod it.

'Good'.


There feel better now.

[Lawrie]

a penguin once crapped on me

[kendra k]

how did you get close enough to a penguin to have it crap on you?

i saw a bird crap on my the day after he dumped me.... it was class.

[Ickle Angel]

Im sorry to here that DRLOZ. But in the words of Shaggy It wasnt me

[Lawrie]

(before i start im not sure what it was!) i was at the penguin enclosure of London zoo when all of a sudden something dumped a load of rubbish on me....now there was some penguins near by and it could have been some seagulls but they made a 8 year old v unhappy due to smelly nasty and have a massive white blob on him

[The Cornishman]

Very droll Gem.......very droll.A bit like poking a blind man in the eye,and I thought artists were creative.

[Uglybob]

Whilst at Balmoral agricultural show, I managed to step in a huge mound of cow shite. No water so guess what i had to soak it off with. Yes a bucket of cows urine.

[gem]

No, no I steal all my ideas.