[Jonny Hoare]

I find him dull. Anyone else?

[The Cornishman]

Uglybob is my all time favourite poster.

[The Cornishman]

Maybe....

[The Cornishman]

Hes certainly in the top three

[The Cornishman]

top five...

[Benjoo]

its obvious your trying to do somthing intresting for the board jonny soooooooo ill play along. ok guys pick aside and join it are you with the uglybob faction or the jonny hoare faction.

Hmmmmm the cornishman has never replied that many times to someones post adding to my theory that jonny and cornishman = same person

[Uglybob]

no Benjo, Cornishman thinks before he writes.

[M+L Fan]

No, Jonny Hoare is definately different to the Cornishman. The Cornishman has probably been the funniest poster over the last year, and Hoare is jealous of this - so Hoare tries even more cringe-making jokes but is just making a fool of himself.
Uglybob is certainly one of the better posters on this board; may I remind Hoare that last year he used to reply to every topic, just so he could get to 1000 posts quicker - and he is calling someone else dull !!

[Jonny Hoare]

what if i was to tell you that.....................................

[monkey_brain]

We would just laugh!

[Lawrie]

10 reasons as to why Hoare could well be the cornishman

1) hoare isnt as funny as before (sorry mate..but your still a legend) and Cornishman is funny as hell.....is this Hoares new comedy venture?
2) There both from that part of the world
3) both male
4) nothing much is revelead about cornishman
5) cornishman has no alligance to anyone...
6) the logo is something hoare could do
7)Hoares messages are the most serious they have been for ages

ermm.....thought of 7........

[Jonny Hoare]

that logo is stolen from a local paper down west called wait for it "the cornishman"

[Everlast]

Im sure you can steal a logo from a brothel newspaper

[Nablo.]

Just because he is down in Cornwall doesn't mean that there the same person if that was the case then It would seem all three of us is truly the same 1 mad person.

[kendra k]

how many people in cornwall can really afford computers? come now. i think this argument has already been made.

[Everlast]

Is it true that people in Cornwall barely have any teeth

[Uglybob]

chewing sheeps asses causes severe tooth decay

[kendra k]

i thought it didn't require teeth at all...