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By The Cornishman
#25226
May I trouble you for an oppinion? You see,I have been having digestive problems these last few days and everything I eat 'comes out unprocessed' if you know what I mean.This morning I had a bowl of Weetabix and some hours later during ablution the weetabix came out fully intact,followed by a little milk & Sugar.My regular GP has been unhelpful on this matter and merely asked if I had "Tried eating s**t". Any advice?
By Bridgie
#25229
try eating a small native pigmy from a tropical island followed by a lime in a coconut. should do the trick. if not u may need open bowel surgery. PRETTY. hope ive helped

bridgie
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By Morals
#25231
Eat shit
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By Uglybob
#25233
Try eating 4 packets of Dry Roasted Peanuts, some Andrews Liversalts mixed with some Woodpecker Cider and youll be ... fine
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By Morals
#25237
Damn filters, that was Eat s**t... ;)
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By Mr Dion
#25240
colonic irrigation
By Bridgie
#25245
stuff a cumberland sausage with 6 crutons and a quaver then bake in a bowl of flour for 20 mins. remove and cover with syrup then feed it to your pet.

wont help your problem but it'll be a laugh

bridgie
By Everlast
#25260
I get the same problem Cornishman yesterday i ate a nice sponge cake, today i went to the toilet looked down and in the bowl was 3 eggs and 6 ounces of Butter, sugar and flour.
By pond life
#25266
isn't this undermining the CHEESY PASTA thread could the board admin please transfer these threads over (that should f-u-c-k Ad off)
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By KuppanMoyles69
#25275
Guiness and peanuts, nothing better!
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By KuppanMoyles69
#25276
Apart from maybe Carling and peanuts
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By Adam
#25308
Pond Life wrote:isn't this undermining the CHEESY PASTA thread could the board admin please transfer these threads over (that should f-u-c-k Ad off)


haha :lol:
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By Morals
#25396
KuppanMoyles69 wrote:Apart from maybe Carling and peanuts


I'm glad you added that! :lol:
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By KuppanMoyles69
#25403
Me too, I almost forgot about one of the things that gives me the motivation to get up in the morning!
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By Morals
#25405
Almost forgot about Carling? I dunno, kids today. When I were a nipper all you could see round 'ere were fields...
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By KuppanMoyles69
#25407
Lol
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By Lawrie
#25408
gods sake dont drink normal Carling!! its evil!!!!

drink Premier or "Carling cold"!!!

i once threw up while watching a Nutella advert on tv due to some nuts getting covered in chocolate
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By KuppanMoyles69
#25409
Did you throw after you had had Carling? Is that why you think its evil!?