[The Cornishman]

I believe we have the brains,nouse,and many winter months to build us our very own feature film here on this message board,let us begin with the opening credits and see what develops.You never know........
If you would allow me to begin....

(Droning bass note)
A DrLozBaker/girl_from_mars Film

[The Cornishman]

(strings swell over bass tone)
"adapted from the George Orwell novel "Donkey Magic'"

[The Cornishman]

(Bass drone drops in tone)
Starring Andy Kershaw....

[Morals]

guest starring Cornishman as "Cornishman"...

[Everlast]

Co Starring Everlast as the slightly camp wise cracking best friend of DrLozBaker

[pond life]

we need an establishing shot to show where it is maybe a hand held camera looming over the back O' The Cornishman as he makes another surreal post

[pond life]

PS

an oh yeah you know that old cult film The Wickerman it could be like that an innocent newbie stumbles onto the regulars VIP board and is flamed

it could be called
T H E C O R N I S H M A N 12a cert
or
DrLozBaker and I

[Funky Drummer]

Produced in association with Funky Drummer Productions and featuring Rich as the ultra-cool ultra-talented musician...

[Lawrie]

Thanks for the name check Cornishman i will be glad to produce this film



lozHIMSELF

[The Cornishman]

Filmed on location in Manhattan,Egypt,and.....Camborne

[The Cornishman]

Wardrobe supplied by MFI.

[Nablo.]

Camborne boy that should be worth looking out for very exotic place that.

[ZAQAZ_]

film the talking legs of mouse rats. camborne is crawling away from society and eating tree hamsters and flying rhinos

[TJD]

With TJD as cheif coffee maker,

[ZAQAZ_]

gather stuff in candy clocks and sock wraps. sew a new boat and sail to mars

[Adam]

(SS) Stevotrash Security plc......

protecting people's interests

[ZAQAZ_]

im not right in the head. the computer talks to me

[a_girl_from_mars]

wahoo! i would happy to produce a film.

(are we talking of cambourne as in near Redruth with the swimming pool carn brae?)

[Nablo.]

Yes Redruth that dump!

[a_girl_from_mars]

what a thing to say!
all of cornwall is beautiful.

[Nablo.]

Sadly no we have the dump of Redruth that is basicly one small street and thats it. Tend to ignore the place, its where all the tramps of cornwall live anyway.