[The Cornishman]

I can stand no more.Normaly,I would heed the learned advice of the telewise and 'just switch off' but this faeces seems to be on 40% of the time.I'm talking CHANGING F**KING HOUSE ANTIQUE INVADERS GARDENS! If I wanted to freshen up my ramshackle abode I would purchase a tin of B&Q eggshell and perchance a vase NOT engage the services of a camp Mock-Goth with cuffs like rhinos pantyliners to emboss gold-leaf swirls onto my bastard balustrade! AND so what if Mr and Mrs Negas-Envy from Harlepool can make fifteen quid on a Georgian silver-plated cl*toris clamp?Does this mean that 5% of my license fee should go towards the salary of a lispy,Lucozade-faced Lovejoy freak?
It is pathetic,lazy,musak-TV pandering to sparkless suburban sheep. I must lie down awhile..
Angry of Cornwall.

[The Cornishman]

That said-I wouldn't refuse an invitation to apply a little Polyfilla to Anna Ryder Richardsons unsightly cracks.

[Morals]

If I have to see Smiley-Carol-Smiley one more frigging time.....

[Bridgie]

at first it was funny to make fun of how shoddy the jobs were but now its past that stage and gets on my nerves

[Sidders]

It's all that morning TV is made of these days, especially on BBC1. Thank god for Bargain Hunt or I would have gone insane by now.

[Funky Drummer]

Cornishman....

...you've hit the nail on the head.

Now how about hitting all those C-list ever-so-irritating presenters over the head???

[Angry Android]

I cant stand the shows, along with "real life" shows. So I dont watch them, perahps emailing the rellevant broadcasting companies might help a tiny bit.

[MK Chris]

I can't stand them - whenever I go round next door, they have the worst channel ever on - UK Style. Oh my god, this stuff is actually on all day. If it weren't for the extremely nice french au pair currently living round there, I wouldn't go at all.

[M+L Fan II]

I am sick and tired of these programmes that make out they're informative and helpful when they're really meant to titilate sad voyeuristic twats. They are nothing more than late night freak shows; and channel 4 is the worst.

[Gigglyboots]

Nah nah its UK Style, it really is. Or morning on BBC1. They show that pants on toast tv every day, and ifs its Uk Style all day, everyday. I can't watch...

[Uglybob]

I dont know why nobody has mentioned the topic title. Why Dont You for the young uns here was a TV Show which was on the summer holidays and was basically Scouse scallies telling you what you can do like make a cherry pie etc. It was a downmarket child hosted version of Blue Peter.

[MK Chris]

Maybe we're too young to remember...

[jc]

I remember that one. They lived on a canal boat, didn't they? - jc

[kendra k]

let's all go to normandy!

[Uglybob]

thats in France, who the hell wants to go there

[Nablo.]

Yes please tell us why we would want to go there.

[Matt]

Was I the only one who at first thought the first post was by KuppanMoyles69?

Funny how you associate an avatar to someone - makes me confussed to crap when 2 people use the same one - I mean, having to move my eyes all the way to where it gives the username to find out who's posted...

[kendra k]

sorry. i've been reading about anglo-norman england all month... normandy sounds interesting. but not as interesting as cornwall.

[Sidders]

Why don't you used to be quality viewing. One thing I remember about it is there was one kid who was like a mad scientist and he used to dwell in the basement trying to discover the formula for exploding milk.