[Stevo_trash]

Former Coronation Sreet star, Amanda Barrie has had her autobiography serialised in the daily mail, beginning today with revelations that she is rather partial to men as well as women. I suppose ordering regular servings of 'betty's hot pot' in the rovers may have been a prevailent factor in her inevitable path to bisexuality.

NICOLE APPLETON had a
secret fling with squeaky clean
kids’ TV presenter TOBY ANSTIS just four months before she discovered she was pregnant

This shocking news will be overshadowed by new revalations in the tabloids tommorow in which neil buchanan and chuckle brothers claim legitimacy over liz hurley's baby. Insiders have also suggested that fred talbot may also join in on the fragrent rhetoric of the fatherhood of hurleys kiddie. Hugh Grant was approached by the 'news from the world' team but was to busy being sucked off by valerie singleton.

'if this aint love, why does it feel so good?'

ALI G comic SACHA BARON COHEN is to wed Aussie girlfriend ISLA FISHER Down Under.

Apprently Australian relelative of Isla are worried that Ali G's gangsta dabblings may lead her into serious trouble, possibly even the threat of kidnapping. But fear not prision counterparts as Kylie and Holly Valance have shown, theres is plenty of promotional potential for a young australian girl to take advantage on by basing a career on using 'snatches'.

[Stevo_trash]

which * stain voted no, are you denying me he right to work and earn money. Are you willing to tell my young sibling little stewietrash and little romeodunntrash that they are going to have to go to school in hi-tec trainers and shell suits? That they will not be fed tonight because daddy only had enough dosh to go to the bookies?

You f**king scum, go on reveal yourself you pimple on the the ass of life.

[Bridgie]

lol. as i was the first to vote i did manage to get 100% beer for you but its gone downhill from there

[MK Chris]

they are going to have to go to school in hi-tec trainers and shell suits

Only if you live in Liverpool. In which case, you can get a crow bar and "earn" a living that way...

[Stevo_trash]

i think its a discgrace that charities are campaigning for people to help buy poor african people fishing rods yet every forgets poor jimmy the liverpudliean scally who can't afford a crow bar and has to become a rent boy.

Be ashamed british public.

[ZAQAZ_]

you dont deserve a job you lazy fool. i work as a fruit chewer in summer and a windmill pool in winter. get a real job