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- Mon Oct 14, 2002 6:29 pm
#32112
My freind (We shall call him 'Kev'),has been working at a national DIY chain for the last six months.He really is one of the nicest blokes you could meet.A heart of gold and he would do anything for anybody. Unfortunaley he is apt to call a spade a 'f**king spade' (and inserts said four letter profanity into any word consisting of three or more sylables ie: compenf**kingsation) he recieved his final written warning last week after a succession of incidents between his tourettes-cursed tongue and the general public.
In one incident,a pensioner asked him where the drill bits were located to which he replied "I'll find out for you Sir- they keep shifting the c**ts"
The final straw came last week when a well-to-do woman was enquiring about pump-driven toilets systems for use in places without a conventional header tank and unfavourable gravity drainage.He went on to explain the options available: "There's this one" he earnestly proffered,"It has an internal pump and narrow bore feed.And then theres this other one with internal pump, small bore feed and an impeller with filter"
"Whats the difference?enquired the well heeled madam
"Well"replied Kev "That one chops yer sh*t up"
In one incident,a pensioner asked him where the drill bits were located to which he replied "I'll find out for you Sir- they keep shifting the c**ts"
The final straw came last week when a well-to-do woman was enquiring about pump-driven toilets systems for use in places without a conventional header tank and unfavourable gravity drainage.He went on to explain the options available: "There's this one" he earnestly proffered,"It has an internal pump and narrow bore feed.And then theres this other one with internal pump, small bore feed and an impeller with filter"
"Whats the difference?enquired the well heeled madam
"Well"replied Kev "That one chops yer sh*t up"
