chrismoyles.net
- Wed Oct 16, 2002 7:34 pm
#32750
Usually on Mike Dickin or James Whales programmes.
You disgust me.
I blame Ken Livingstone,but then I don't know how local government actually works.
How much did your lobotomy cost?
I think they should be castrated.
Some of my best friends are bigots.
Who do you think you're talking to?
I happen to be very fond of my mother,but not in that kind of way.
Thanks for calling,you p**ck.
Something's got to be done about everything.
I don't pay my taxes so Ken Livingstone can go round inhaling oxygen.
Tony Blair this,Tony Blair that.
Oh really? Then why have I won so many radio awards?
Don't take this the wrong way,but you make me want to puke.
Unlike you,I don't speak fluent gibberish.
Who are you calling Big Mouth?
I don't know why I bother.
That's how Nazi Germany started.
How dare you insult my tortoise!
What's the point of giving blankets to the homeless? They only sell them for drugs.
What we need is a proper deterrent,like being forced to lick pigeon crap off the pavement.
I'm not vindictive,but we have your phone number and you're a dead man.
Radio 3 is for pansies.
If there was any justice in the world,tickets for the opera wouldn't cost £300 and there'd be more cleavage on the telly.
I bet my blood pressure's higher than yours.
This is just my radio persona.Off-air I'm actually quite evil.
Yes,but let's face it,you're a bit of a pinhead aren't you?
What are you trying to say?
Don't switch off. Robert Elms is on in half an hour.
Are you chewing gum?
I might not agree with everything you say,Mike,but my parrot likes listening to the show.
If what you say is true then the English cricket team should be done for treason.
I've been saying for ages that we need a referendum on the return of Jackanory.
People like you make me feel sick.
Don't get me wrong, I love London. I just don't want to live here.
You disgust me.
I blame Ken Livingstone,but then I don't know how local government actually works.
How much did your lobotomy cost?
I think they should be castrated.
Some of my best friends are bigots.
Who do you think you're talking to?
I happen to be very fond of my mother,but not in that kind of way.
Thanks for calling,you p**ck.
Something's got to be done about everything.
I don't pay my taxes so Ken Livingstone can go round inhaling oxygen.
Tony Blair this,Tony Blair that.
Oh really? Then why have I won so many radio awards?
Don't take this the wrong way,but you make me want to puke.
Unlike you,I don't speak fluent gibberish.
Who are you calling Big Mouth?
I don't know why I bother.
That's how Nazi Germany started.
How dare you insult my tortoise!
What's the point of giving blankets to the homeless? They only sell them for drugs.
What we need is a proper deterrent,like being forced to lick pigeon crap off the pavement.
I'm not vindictive,but we have your phone number and you're a dead man.
Radio 3 is for pansies.
If there was any justice in the world,tickets for the opera wouldn't cost £300 and there'd be more cleavage on the telly.
I bet my blood pressure's higher than yours.
This is just my radio persona.Off-air I'm actually quite evil.
Yes,but let's face it,you're a bit of a pinhead aren't you?
What are you trying to say?
Don't switch off. Robert Elms is on in half an hour.
Are you chewing gum?
I might not agree with everything you say,Mike,but my parrot likes listening to the show.
If what you say is true then the English cricket team should be done for treason.
I've been saying for ages that we need a referendum on the return of Jackanory.
People like you make me feel sick.
Don't get me wrong, I love London. I just don't want to live here.
