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#353987
Worst voicemail ever.....I think it was when i worked in the pub and we decided to prank call one of the regulars

it went something like this

*ring ring*

Him - Hello!

Me *stupid accent* - Hello can I speak to Mr * Cheese please

Him - Hello?

Me - Mr * Cheese?

Him - Hello, I cant hear you?

Me - Is that Mr * Cheese?

Him - Oh wait a sec, I know why I can't hear you....please leave your message after the beep.

*beep*

Me - You Bastard....pranked whilst prank calling!

It was all so well timed!
#353990
A vegetable wholesaler in Dorset had a message that went something along the lines of

" Hello, I am sorry we'm not in, put if you wants anything then leave a message, and oh yeah, we ain't got no * carrots"

Made I laugh !