[Yudster]

I said STRAIGHT men!

[S4B]

I don't view women as objects. I've nothing against women. I love women. My own mother is a woman.

When did you last speak to your mum Andy?

Oh and when did you last speak to a woman's face rather than her chest?

[Andy B]

Yuds - I'd do you for libel if I wasn't so scared you had proof.

S4B bout 2 weeks ago as she's on holiday. Everyone knows that a boys best friend is his mother. 11 cabins, 11 vacancies.

As for your second question. I've got great peripheral vision so I can talk to her face but actually be staring at her chest. And the kind of women I go for don't make that difficult!

[foot-loose]

Because it is an objective illustration of a woman as a form of entertainment

Arrrrggghhhh! Why!!???

You'd be amazed how many straight men really don't like women either foots.

Whoa. I never said I didn't say I didn't LIKE woman. I don't - you are all mental, but that's not the point - I didn't SAY I didn't like them.

I don't view women as objects. I've nothing against women. I love women. My own mother is a woman.

She is. And my God... what a woman!

*remembers the happy times*

Tell her I was asking after her, eh?

[Sunny So Cal]

You'd be amazed how many straight men really don't like women either foots.

Whoa. I never said I didn't say I didn't LIKE woman.

Bless. He's in such a tizzy that he's rambling.

[foot-loose]

I am definetly not in a tizzy. What's a tizzy?

You're a tizzy.

[Sunny So Cal]

tiz·zy n. pl. tiz·zies Slang
A state of nervous excitement or confusion; a dither.

i.e. such as typing "tizzy" 3 times in 3 sentences.

[bbb]

So, Aled had a boob reduction for "mental health issues" = not feeling he looked good enough!

Would you have surgery on anything you were unhappy with, or would you just let it go?

Would you be shocked to learn that I had septal surgery?
Done for medical reasons as I had a deviated septum. Among other things, I also did not like the shape of my nose and how do you know Aled did not have other reasons for getting this done? Medical means medical not because he didn’t like it.
If I had the money I would fix my chest/boobs.
Simply for the reason I find them larger than what they are meant to be and quite loose they have always been that way and just wont tone like my stomach arms are and never have and porbs never will stand me next to dale from bb and you would find my chest sticks out more *laughs

And dale as in dale that was in big brother
There its been edited and looks better

[Nicola_Red]

So, Aled had a boob reduction for "mental health issues" = not feeling he looked good enough!

Would you have surgery on anything you were unhappy with, or would you just let it go?

Would you be shocked to learn that I had septal surgery done for medical reasons as I had a deviated septum among other things I also did not like the shape of my nose and how do you know Aled did not have other reasons for getting this done? If this is even true I have not heard today’s show yet if I had the money I would fix my chest/boobs simply for the reason I find them larger than what they are meant to be and quite loose they have always been that way and just wont tone like my stomach arms are and never have and porbs never will stand me next to dale from bb and you would find my chest sticks out more lol

1. No more 'lol'ing, please! Thankyou.

2. Sentence structure, paragraphs, full stops. We like them here. Again, thankyou.

3. Why would we be shocked? We don't know you.

4. Maybe we know about Aled's reasons cos he's posted in this thread explaining it?

[Andy B]

Who the hell is Dale?

[foot-loose]

So, Aled had a boob reduction for "mental health issues" = not feeling he looked good enough!

Would you have surgery on anything you were unhappy with, or would you just let it go?

Would you be shocked to learn that I had septal surgery done for medical reasons as I had a deviated septum among other things I also did not like the shape of my nose and how do you know Aled did not have other reasons for getting this done? If this is even true I have not heard today’s show yet if I had the money I would fix my chest/boobs simply for the reason I find them larger than what they are meant to be and quite loose they have always been that way and just wont tone like my stomach arms are and never have and porbs never will stand me next to dale from bb and you would find my chest sticks out more lol

1. No more 'lol'ing, please! Thankyou.

2. Sentence structure, paragraphs, full stops. We like them here. Again, thankyou.

3. Why would we be shocked? We don't know you.

4. Maybe we know about Aled's reasons cos he's posted in this thread explaining it?

Bbb has some sorta issue that means he canna type properly and for him to write all that he did in that quote, it probably took him quite a long time.

I rarely defend the "ive got dyslexia" arguement (and in his case, I'm not sure that's what he has) but I do know that he finds it very difficult to write / type. Normally, I would say that dyslexia is an easy excuse for anyone who cant be bothered with spelling properly - I only believed him after numerous posts on aled.info and msn conversations.

Don't let that stop you from slagging him to bits about it, he's had a nosejob for heavens sake! Oh - and there is NEVER an excuse for a 'lol'.

[bbb]

err in that case it was copyed and pasted from the other site was in to much of a rush to re read it and some people on here know me as for the lol you are a bit
Contradictory there as I see other users use it all the time so bit stupid to tell one person to not use once or twice in all my posts here so in that regard go have a go at them or clear off? Or to tone it down don’t make such a fuss if a person has used it once or twice as for my post will go fix it now

[Nicola_Red]

I'm certainly not contradictory, the rules of this site state that text-speak is not allowed, and I don't use it. You're right that other users have been known to, and they usually get a telling-off, usually from one of the admins. Mine was a friendly warning before that happened - but don't worry about it, I probably overstepped the mark, I'll leave it to Console and Chris from hereon.

Foots, it's not like you to be so nice! But I'll accept dyslexia as an excuse for the sentence structure thing. The nose job...no chance. It's weird cos last nite one of the 'flashback' eps of Friends was on and we saw Rachel pre- and post- her nose job cos of the "deviated septum". Cos of that I just think of it as a Jewish princess excuse for 'I don't like my nose"

[bbb]

No u did not overstepped your mark I can be Sarcastic at times but its harder for the reader to get it as it doesn’t show the tone I would use so if u every see me saying clear off its more me being sarcastic And foots is being nice because he likes me and because we chat on msn

Funny I rember that as well but I did have a deviated septum swollen polups and abnormally large lineing of the inside of my nose.
All that resulted in me having no sense of smell and I could not use it to breathe. All that resulted in me sounding like I had a cold all the time and a lot of pain around the nose.
And yes feel free to mock about the nose job, dyspraxia and dyslexia and ask away about it. Most of my posts are done with talk type there have been a few I have typed like this one because talk type yet again has bugged so I need to fix it

[Nicola_Red]

Ah, I used to be on another forum with a blind guy who used a screen reader, and it used to make occasional mistakes with names and stuff, but on the whole it was very clear. In my job we use type-talk where we dictate to the operator and they type the words on a screen for deaf customers - it's a slow, laborious process.

My mum thought I was mildly dyspraxic but it wasn't heard of when I was born, so it wasn't diagnosed. Now it seems that it's a mild form of Asperger's, which makes sense of the way I think about a lot of stuff.

[foot-loose]

Foots, it's not like you to be so nice!

I'm not nice. Find me a newbie - I'll abuse them!

And foots is being nice because he likes me and because we chat on msn

No I don't. Who are you? Piss off.


*farts and leaves thread*

[dimtimjim]

*farts and leaves thread*

*opens thread window to clear the air before anyone else arrives*