[The Cornishman]

Don't count your chicken flavoured crisps,eat them.
Too many cooks spoil television.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (at participating stores only)
A hand in the bush is worth 2% less.
One man's meat is his poison.
If you can't beat 'em don't join the LA Police/RUC/Met etc(delete as appropriate)
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Claims Direct will ruin you.
People in glass houses should change in the basement.
He who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

[Funky Drummer]

haha! pure class cornishman!

[M+L Fan II]

Home is where your pre-nuptial agreement sais it will be.

A mobile in the hand is worth two that you accidentally left on the table at the pub but some twat twat twocced.

It's like the pot calling the kettle for being of Afro-Carribbean heritage.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the police and courts won't do anything as it might infringe on the perpetrators' civil liberties.

Like water off a Slovakian gypsy attempting to enter the UK illegally by swimming the English channel's back.

[Sidders]

Errr, you can change your name back now.

[Jonny Hoare]

A rolling stone gathers lots of royalties from a new album.

Peope in glasses houses work for the EDen project

Red Sky at Night, nuclear attack on Iraq

[Morals]

All work and no play makes jack (or jill) a person of a non-sepcific gender who isn't as happy as other personages may or may not be