[Sam]

I wached Octapussy when it was on TV a few months ago. It was the first and only bond movie I've watched..thought I'd better make the effort. The verdit? I couldn't follow the plot (eggs? what eggs? octopus eggs?) and this wasn't helped by the fact I was bored out my mind. Sidla, magenta, you ain't missing nuffin, though I am told that most Bond films are better than Octapussy.

[ASG]

Octopussy really is one of the worst! I don't like From Russia With Love myself, oh and OHMSS. I never really "made the effort" to watch Bond, it just happens to be on TV a lot and got into it that way... Also we've got them all on vid, so we watch one at about three o'clock am every new year's day!

[Nablo.]

I thought we were watching Blue Brothers not Bond!

[ZAQAZ_]

im bonds best mmate

[Adam]

ASG: There is no such thing as R in James Bond. John Cleese is Q!

[Funky Drummer]

Correct Ad. In The World Is Not Enough, Bond makes the joke "If you're Q, does that make him R?" but it never actualy says that he is R.

[Adam]

hence why i changed my name to Q for a few days.

adam

[Nablo.]

In "The world isn't enough" he appears as R in the credits, so he is regarded as R for that film, before he gets the full title of Q.

[Adam]

so before he's promoted as "Q", he's named R.. thats cleared that one up. cheers nablo

[Nablo.]

He would of been in "Die another day" if he hadn't actually died. So it was good timing in introducing John Cleese in

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dunno if its just me but does that mean to get promotion you go back through the alphabet? presumably A is like the big boss or something although i thought that was m.... im confused

[StaticFish]

sheesh gaspode. if they had something like this going you wouldnt think they would do it in alphabetical order would you.

although i wouldnt trust MI5 further than i could through then

[Morals]

Why would it matter though....

Phone rings:

Thick Russian accent: "Hello, is 'A' there please?"
Posh English accent: "Who's calling?"
Thick Russian accent: "Er, it's Bob"
Posh English accent: "I'll put you through"

Not going to happen

[Mr Dion]

your not serious? that was the worst bond film yet!

[Nablo.]

What Die another day?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Phone rings:

Thick Russian accent: "Hello, is 'A' there please?"
Posh English accent: "Who's calling?"
Thick Russian accent: "Er, it's Bob"
Posh English accent: "I'll put you through"

yeah cos how many russians are called bob?

INTERESTING FACT: The Russian name Vova (short for Vladimir) is actually spelt Boba in the syrillic alphabet.

[ASG]

sheesh gaspode. if they had something like this going you wouldnt think they would do it in alphabetical order would you.

although i wouldnt trust MI5 further than i could through then

Isn't it MI6? And I thought the M in M came from the M in MI6? Maybe I'M wrong...

[ZAQAZ_]

hey thats some sexy italian waiter picture you have there buck

[ASG]

Yeah, I thought so!