[gem]

ATTENTION!



Presenting Rap Idol!!

Think you can rap? Do you wear gold medallions for the hell of it? Caused grievious bodily harm to numerous persons? Can you spell your own name in time with a hip beat? Can you spell your own name? Can you spell?

Then this your chance to get down with the homies in this exclusive new competition based on a completely original format!

Auditions start now!

(Winners will be arrested for illegal possession of a gun in a club).

[Jonny Hoare]

can i be one of the judges.....

*pulls trousers above earlobes*

aaah go on

[gem]

.....Alright. But no bribery.