[Lara]

Last night- couldn't get to sleep- turn on tv- The Dance Years (crappy programme) presented by Dave Pearce- ARGH- never seen a pic of him b4 but who ate all the pies?! I know chris is fatter but at least he is cute...dave pearce literally fell off the top of ugly mountain, stumbled through ugly woods and was kicked out of ugly village for his ugliness. A v.v.v. grim sight.

[Uglybob]

lara email me i wanna ask u sumthin private

[the_dr]

"Hello, tubby Dave Pearce here"<P>How many Baseball hats do you think he has? And why does he think they're still in fashion?<P>the_dr

[Simon]

why does dave pearce always wear a baseball cap? even if he has no hair - wots the problem?

[the_dr]

He thinks they're 'cool'.<P>the_dr

[Stickyspanner]

Am I the only one who is gonna be nosey and ask what Uglybob wants to ask lara in private?

[Lara]

i would like to know as well stickyspanner! :s uglybob???<br>Dave Pearce is a ******...he prob. has a walk-in wardrobe for his precious (ahem) baseball caps...

[the_dr]

His house is probably in the shape of 'the hat'.<P>the_dr

[Uglybob]

myob

[Stickyspanner]

Dont matter - I talk to Lara outside of MW anyways - and she`ll probably tell me anyway  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

then you can tell all of us  :)

[Guest]

Not as scary as the pic I have just seen of producer Hannah- gordon bennet she ain't no lizzie

[the_dr]

Johnny Hoare = Jamie Oliver??? <P>the_dr

[Lara]

i didn't bother emailing uglybob but if he'd like to share with us the private qu. then it'll provide maybe some entertainment...

[Guest]

the_dr<P>How dare you besmirch my better nature with a comparison of that arsegreasing chubbachops mockney toerag barrer boy.<br>He has a a fat toungue.<P>

[stevotrash]

look at the hoare house at <br>http://communities.msn.co.uk/plymouthonlinefor some other amusing celebrity comparisions to moyles world's favourite pig farmer<br>