[stevotrash]

Why don't we think of an amusing phrase like the legendary 'donkey magic' and see if chris will say it on the show.<P>i put foward the phrase <br>'spanking bubbles the monkey'<P>got any better phrases then jot them down

[Guest]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher<P>Paul.

[Stickyspanner]

Cheesegraters From Amsterdam

[Tom_Murphy]

poofmouse!

[winker]

<P><br>Nip-Nip huzzah.

[winker]

Cow cardigan.<P>Banana aerofoil left turn only.

[Uglybob]

fishy balls

[Uglybob]

the erotic dancing gnome

[Tom_Murphy]

squeakpipwurzle

[winker]

chuzz-wuzza

[winker]

pastie-peddler

[Guest]

Nebnip Thrubwell

[Tom_Murphy]

squirl boofter

[winker]

Dr, Dr, Dr Fox..........AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[the_dr]

You have revealed my true identity!  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

say it's not so, Danny!

[the_dr]

It is true! I have been sent here to spy on you, the fans of Moyles, to see what attracts you to the overweight DJ. With this knowledge, a 5 year contract with Channel 5 and an indefinate contract with Capital and every other crap local radio station in the land - I small become Chris Moyles. I shall hire Chris Evans and Danny Baker as my sidekicks and we shall travel the country amusing the public. I shall grow a goatee and ****  off celebrities, and get Alistar McGowan to do impressions every Friday. I shall date a CITV presenter and call myself "The saviour #2". I shall talk about crap 80s and 90s records and play sound effects over records.<P>We shall rule the airwaves with our unique style of comedy!!!<P>Thanks,<br>Dr Fox

[Tom_Murphy]

sounds like a force to be reckoned with, especially with the mighty danny baker in the crew. can't wait!

[winker]

I reckon that Jon Culshark should try and impersonate DR Fox (poo) and phone up the head of Capital and tell him he thinks he/she is crap, smells of old goats hooves clippings etc Dr (poo) Fox would then be forced to sell the Big Issue/work in Wimpy as he can't even fall back on the Crapsi Chart show, as some totty is presenting it.<br>He then would have to sell his stupid bike (that he can't even drive) just to keep himself in sunglasses and brylcream.<P>By the way Dr (poo-stripe) Fox is CACK.

[the_dr]

OY!

[winker]

t.wat on a stick, or<br>big fat elephant's fanny<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 29 April 2001).]