[Guest]

no admiration or crdtion from the Hoare jury<br><br>nil point <br><br>Au revoiur Vienna

[DJPhil]

one day my star will come  :) especially if i post like this with things that no one actually wants to read

[Guest]

Your nearly on two stars now. So give it like 3 more posts and I think you will be up there.

[DJPhil]

really im nearly ther, then this post should definetly get me an extra star

[DJPhil]

how many posts does it take for 2 stars?<br>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

as many posts as you have now, hehe! sometimes my amount of comic genius amazes me  :P

[Guest]

this history of this topic in smilies<br><br>:)  :-*  ??? ;D :-/  :'( :-[ ??? ??? :-[ ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???<br><br>*takes a bow*<br>it has taken much reconstruction and many hours of work to ensure historical accuracy. <br><br><br>i should be somewhere else,doing something else.<br>taxi

[Guest]

So I take it lately there have been some very strange messages coming on. Nice!  :)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it does need a breathe of fresh air this topic cos its getting dull. Not that i have any new ideas though.

[Guest]

this thread seems to be growing like a large, disgusting, tapeworm.<br><br>yuck

[easty]

You've hurt the poor topics feelings now, it prefers to be seen as blooming like a garden rose!<br><br>

[Guest]

what's it gonna do about it? huh? :-*

[Ionic_Storm]

*Kicks topic*<br><br>NOthing happens!!

[ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

joke 2 spice things up:<br><br>A man was feeling suicidle so he went 2 a bridge and jumped off but he landed on the windscreen of a car,so the driver of the car go out and sed "ru ok mate? u cud have been killed" the man that tried 2 kill himself replied "enough about that do u wanna buy a wardrobe?"

[Guest]

what a not-very-funny-but-gets-a-chuckle-and-a-smile joke.  i could come up with some, but they're even dumber.<br><br>hungover and sad<br>kk

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

what do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?<br><br>limp bizkit<br><br>that was pretty bad, but it's not my joke! i got it off my friend!

[Ionic_Storm]

Hehehe, it made me laugh!  :P

[Baza]

Why does Osama Bin Laden only listen to the radio?<br><br><br>(HILARIOUS PUNCHLINE)Because theres a Telly-Ban!

[Baza]

Come to think of it, that joke will only work when said out loud.

[Guest]

i just used that "telly-ban" joke on my coworkers. this is the look they gave me---> :'(  i swear all humour is lost on these fools!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont get the wardrobe joke.  ??? :-[

[Stickyspanner]

neither do I<br><br>and Poppy is stealing my jokes <br><br>Hmmmmm<br><br>What do Osama Bin laden and a pair of tights have in common? - They both make bush sweat

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

now i know im not the only thick one can someone explain it???????????

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

does george bush wear tights?!

[Ionic_Storm]

I.. Is it that bad....?<br><br>*Walks off into a changing room*