- Sat May 05, 2007 10:53 am
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The first time I got drunk, I got a tad wasted on cider. I was lying on the ground thinking "my dad is picking me up in half an hour, I need to sober up." Obviously when your that age, the best way to sober up is to drink coffee. I asked someone to make me a cup. They split a full jar of nescafe between two cups and poured boiling water in. I downed the two mugs one after the other.
Needless to say, I didn't sober up and I didnt get a lot of sleep that night. I was also off school for the next three days.
I aint had coffee, beer, lager or cider since.