[Lawrie]

if Hoare gets on TV i will buy all of Steps Cds

[MK Chris]

Now there's a risk I wouldn't want to take (however unlikely it is to actually have to do it.)

[Gigglyboots]

You've practically set Jonny the challenge of getting on tv now to show you lot up!

[Nablo.]

It's not the fact of him just getting on TV it's getting his own show on TV.

[MK Chris]

It would be quite funny if Loz had to buy all of Steps CDs because Johnny was in the background of a Cornish local news report, though.

[Everlast]

Jonny already has been on t.v. because i was watching crimewatch and i saw his mugshot when he tryed to steal a pen from the bookies whilst with his wino friends.

[Jonny Hoare]

THE TRUTH!!!!


Hoare has been on Televison 2 times. Once during an episode of Top gear filmed at a a local stock acr track and once an episode of casulty which was at a stock car track...........


Hoare will be on televison soon, say within the next couple of years, as he is taking a breif sourjourn to become a broadcast journalist so Dr Loz

Lets Take a chance on happy ending, it's time for us to stop pretending, it's time to make our heart get mending, it's time to let go cos lozzy you know somethings are better best forgotten

[MK Chris]

You know the words.... Oh dear!

[pond life]

DrLoz I know nablo has a whole set of Steps CDs going cheap...

[ZAQAZ_]

Remember the time you got that Barbie stuck up your ass. The Barry had to come round and remove it with his plasma sucking cheese machine. You didn’t do it again did ya Pond Life.

[Adam]

looks like he's gone for a while. didn't he say he was doing a a PGdip in Broadcasting or something?

adam

[Nablo.]

I thought he would be getting settled in his house.

[Adam]

and going back to uni

[kendra k]

and running around with every naive girl in penryn...

pictures at 8.

[Nablo.]

Ow he'll be having a whale of a time there then, with all the munters.

[Stevo_trash]

I'm looking into my crystal ball..i can see the future

mystic horse the new endorser of pedigree chum?

Hoare shall eventuallybecome a sports broadcaster on bbc radio 1, doing updates during the 'Chris Moyles, almost live' show. The 89 year old Moyles, altough suffering from altzeimers will regulary take the piddle out of our favourite bald headed cornishaman (second only to dennis cornish...little westcountry in joke, feel free to preeze over this) leading him into depression. Matters will be further worsened when hoares marriage breaks up..due to the re-emergence of foot and mouth.

[Jonny Hoare]

booom boom tish tish boom boom tish tish

[Jonny Hoare]

Uh huh boom tish squeeze that comedy horn

[Jonny Hoare]

big cymbal comedic crash and burn, lit fuse on the explosives, ker bangggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[Adam]

i hear the circus is in cornwall town

[ASG]

Cornwall aint a town, nitwit!

[Adam]

london isn't, but you still can say london town.

[ASG]

That's coz it was! Cornwall's never been! It's a country though, or so I'm told...

[Adam]

oh bloodly hell- leave it out.

[ASG]

Hey, I didn't start this! I'm not even Cornish!