[The Deadly]

what tattoo...? I've given up on the idea for the time being, due to the fact that I can't find an appropriate space on me to place it.

What about Chr on one side and s Moyles Show down the inside of the other thigh?

Or would that say CHROS Moyles Show?

[Nicola_Red]

I've already got writing down one thigh.

[Yudster]

Is it directions?

[Nicola_Red]

No, it's 'scarred for life' in Sanskrit and it runs inbetween two of my most severe surgery scars.

[The Deadly]

Is it directions?

*Spits out coffee on desk*

[DevilsDuck]

Oh...well thats just ruined my fun

Who would need directions?

[bmstinton93]

Is it directions?

[chrysostom]

I've already got writing down one thigh.

Is it directions?

[Nicola_Red]

Here's a pic. Complete with lovely blotchy skin and fat knee from so much surgery, scar tissue and loss of movement. The dents on the side from my leg brace aren't too visible from that angle though.

[DevilsDuck]

so the inner thigh is free?

[The Deadly]

Ouch!! I've always been thankful to avoid stuff like that. Must have been horrendous.

[Nicola_Red]

Ouch!! I've always been thankful to avoid stuff like that. Must have been horrendous.

Yeah, I've been having surgery all my life, so that leg is pretty beat up. I only have 80% bend in that knee and arthritis in the hip, as well as some loss of sensation from nerve damage, a minor limp, keloid scarring and a generally misshapen hip, thigh and knee. A metal plate and bone graft hold it together.

But Yuds, perhaps I could consider directions on the other thigh if it will help you get your snarky little comment back on track?...

[Yudster]

Its ok, there will be plenty more opportunities, I have no doubt.

[Nicola_Red]

Oh, you're doing a great job of finding them at the moment. I'm not sure why, but if you feel like you need to do it, just carry on. It does strike me as kinda funny after we've just had a conversation about bullying, though.

[DevilsDuck]

We also had a conversation about what constitutes a joke somewhere!

[The Deadly]

Guys I don't know either of you that well but I'd like to think we could settle this by kissing with tongues. It's how World War 1 ended.

[chrysostom]

I asked my ex to get "If you can read this, then you're banging my girlfriend" on her back. She impolitely declined.

[DevilsDuck]

Run deadly run...you dont know what your getting involved in...you dont know the "truth"

[The Deadly]

I want to bring peace the the nation! I am like a modern day Winston Churchill or even Jesus.

[DevilsDuck]

More like Bono!

[The Deadly]

More like Bono!

I've never been more offended.

[chrysostom]

[Yudster]

I wish I had that cartoon woman's legs.

[DevilsDuck]

More like Bono!

I've never been more offended.

Good...because you didnt help me with my anticipated punch line of...YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Foots would have got it

...The hunt for a replacement side-kick continues

[The Deadly]

I'm far too slow for that. Plus I'm watching a Harry Potter film right now so I'm distracted by the beauty of Ron Weasley.