[The Cornishman]

He's not online anymore.Hmmmm maybe he's gone to get the album...nah I doubt it.You wouldn't need to log off for that,its more likley that he's split liptonice on his keyboard and electrocuted himself whilst simultaneously shorting out his computer.Yep thats got to be it.

[Lawrie]

sorry..i think ive left it in my locker at school..i cant find it at home

[Uglybob]

there was a thread about it where i posted the tracks, just type one love in search

[The Cornishman]

Starsailor - 'All Or Nothing' (The Small Faces, 1966)
Feeder - 'The Power Of Love' (Frankie Goes To Hollywood, 1984)
Sugababes - 'Killer' (Adamski, 1990)
Muse - 'House Of The Rising Son' (The Animals, 1964)
Stereophonics - 'Nothing Compares 2 U' (Sinead O' Connor, 1990)
Faithless/Dido - 'Dub Be Good 2 Me' (Beats International, 1990)
Oasis - 'Merry Xmas Everybody' (Slade, 1973)
Elbow - 'Something In The Air' (Thunderclap Newman, 1969)
Ms Dynamite - 'Back To Life (However Do You Want Me) (Soul II Soul,
1989)
Manic Street Preachers - 'Out Of Time' (Chris Farlowe, 1966)
Badly Drawn Boy - 'Come On Eileen' (Dexy's Midnight Runners, 1982)
Prodigy - 'Ghost Town' (The Specials, 1981)
Jimmy Eat World - 'Firestarter' (Prodigy, 1996)
McAlmont And Butler - 'Back For Good' (Take That, 1995)
Darius - 'Pretty Flamingo' (Manfred Mann, 1966)
More Fire Crew -'Dreams' (Gabrielle, 1993)


Ah yes I know it.Lend it by all means,but on the condition that she does not attempt to listen to that truly dismall cover of 'Nothing Compares 2 U'.Insist on setting up a private camera with microphone in her bedroom just so you can be sure.

[Everlast]

the Muse track is the best

[Lawrie]

Firestarter and Come on eileen are amazing


im lending her it....break the ice

[Uglybob]

Firestarter and Come on eileen are amazing


im lending her it....break the ice

trust me, lending music = just friends to her

[The Cornishman]

.You'll have to lend her your bodily fluids if you really want to break the ice,failing that,your trousers.

[The Cornishman]

Anyway getting back to this top trumps thing.I was born at ten minutes to midnight on Halloween and almost succeeded in strangling myself with the umbilical cord.This resulted in a hernia,and for the first few months of my life I wore a rubber truss.Beat that,suckers!

[Lawrie]

bob..i know..but....im not bothered im young free and single and im looking around

[Sidders]

An excellent suggestion from Bob.
Mine would be something like:
Comedic value: 0
Mentions: 1 (plus the chance to listen to it over and over again on radio 1 ONLINE)
Weight: 16st
Height: 5'10"
Age: 21

Years ago me and one of my mates created our own top trumps based on characters from fiction. We had one card 'The Peach' (from James & the Giant ..) which had values of 0,0,0,0,0 and every time it came up we would be in fits of laughter. You had to be there. In fact writing this post has made me chuckle.

[ZAQAZ_]

Comedic value: 5
Mentions: 0
Weight: 11st
Height: 6' 1
Age: 17

[Sidders]

Talking about top trumps, try this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/games/britons_trumps/britons_trumps_pop.shtml

[Stevo_trash]

comedic value= -120
Mentions = 9
Weight = 11 stone
Height = 5'10
Age = 21