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By stevotrash
#96953
Your just jelous that your stuck with great task of checking dawn french's knickers for whiteness. (Cue danny Baker with a packet of daz)
By the_dr
#96954
Funny bit in todays show - Chris read out an article from the 3 Absolute Mingers collumn, "WHICH radio DJ likes to pick up two young girls at clubs and take them home for a threesome? He'd better watch his back because if his long-term girlfriend finds out she'll probably shoot him.". Chris says he can rule out Scott Mills straight away.<P>the_dr
By Guest
#96955
Oh was that what he was talking about after the news?  I always miss the first hour of the show (bloody school!) so I couldn't figure it out.  Are they going to reveal who it is?
By the_dr
#96956
It was after the news but I don't think it was in the first hour of the show.<P>And "Are they going to reveal who it is?". This IS the 3 absolute mingers we're talking about, isn't it? Take a look at their collum (which is mostly captions to pictures) and tell me how many of those 'stories' have any truth in them AT ALL.<P>http://www.mirror.co.uk/shtml/3AM/index.shtml<P>the_dr
By winker
#96957
I reckon it's either Jamie Theakston, (what has he done to his hair? It looks like a dead animal on his head). Or Wajeesh Merchant-banker-dani.
By Andrew
#96958
I also know miss the first hour - same problem as you  :) - thought it was very funny today when Chris said, when refering back to the suspect list, "So...scott mills is "out"...(muffled snigger)" then quickly went on to name others who were out of the suspect list.
By Guest
#96960
the_dr - I see your point!  If it is true, then my money is on Jamie Theakston.
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By Uglybob
#96961
it was steve lamacq gaffa taping mary anne hobbs and sara cox's mouths. that hobbs advert on telly is stupid.<br>shes just pretending shes a trendy just like whiley
By stevotrash
#96962
gonna use that later."!!!!  How cool was Alan?<P>> -----Original Message-----<br>> From: Mark Stephenson [SMTP:[email protected]]<br>> Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 5:37 AM<br>> To: scott mills<br>> Subject: cliff richard<br>> <br>> scott and crew<br>> Many of you may be wondering why the king of cheese Sir Cliff Richard has<br>> not released a xmas single this year , this is because my mum who is a big<br>> fan of the crooner has taken drastic measures to ensure that our family<br>> are the only one's to receive some traditional cliff spirit at this<br>> festive time. She captured cliff in october and piled him in the back of<br>> her fiat punto. He's been sitting for the past three months in the<br>> basement peeling potatoes and wrapping bacon around sausauges in<br>> preperation for the big day.  He will only be let out after the queens<br>> christmas speech where he will be then forced to sing multiple festive<br>> songs whilst playing tennis with my baby sister. <br>>  <br>> STEVOTRASH<br>>  <br>>  <P><br>This e-mail, and any attachment, is confidential. If you have received<br>it in error, please delete it from your system, do not use or disclose<br>the information in any way, and notify me immediately. The contents of<br>this message may contain personal views which are not the views of the<br>BBC, unless specifically stated.<br>
By winker
#96964
I'm assuming you took out the funny bits?<P>As to keep with the traditional values of Scott mills being s.h.i.t.e.
By stevotrash
#96965
Admittedly its not very good, but at 5.30am its pretty hard to to come up with anything remotely funny....especially when you know that mr mills will forget to read out sentences which are crucial to the joke.<P>Oh by the way, the incident involving the mispelling of Graham Nortons name was highly amusing.  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">
By winker
#96966
5.30am! Ok I'll let you off mate.<P>Saying that, take the funniest line out of the best comedy series ever, Blackadder Goes Forth. Mr Scott Mills would totally make it sound poo.<P>Grey-head Norton. Ho-ho-stop it!
By winker
#96968
A good joke that Chris said on the show today, but was somewhat glossed over:<P>(Chris pretending to know Scott Mills as kids going to the same school.)<P>Chris knocking on Scott's door.<br>His mum answers. <br>Chris: Is Scott coming out today?<br>Scott's mum: Not for a couple of years yet.<P>
By Kate
#96970
congratulations the_dr!!!<P>I haven't heard the show for a few days (dues to unforseen circumstances!!),so haven't caught any Scotty jokes...btw, does he have a 'man'??!<P>Oh and Eddie if you're reading, is it true Vernon has left?  I haven't seen the show for a few days, so...<P>xx
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By Eddie
#96971
I think it is true, I haven't been told anything perosnally but at the end of yesterdays show he explained how it was his last day and said thankyou to everyone and how the phonezone, totp@Play and Totp +plus had been three years of great fun etc etc. I am not in until Sunday and i have lost Vern's number so I'll have to wait til then to find out if he's also leaving plus! I hope not! I wonder if it was a sudden decision as i was in only on Sunday and Nothing at all was said!<P>Eddie  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif"><p>[This message has been edited by Eddie (edited 18 April 2001).]
By Kate
#96972
thanks Eddie  :)<br>Awww, yeah it must have been a sudden decision, I mean to announce it out of the blue, on his *actual* last day, is rather strange, plus if you hadn't even had a tiny clue....<br>Let's hope he's still on totp+...<P>Well he either has a new gig, or he did something naughty!!!<P>Well he will be missed, and I'm sure you'll miss him loads..oh well.... <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif"><br>I guess Scott Mills will get more air-time now!!!!<P>thanks again.<br>xx
By Kate
#96975
ah thanks the_dr (I didn't really pay much attention while I was reading!!)<P>Hmmmm...so when he finds a 'man' will he be flaunting it a la Stephen Gately and Elton John (though obviously meaning with their respectives and not each other, although....)?<br>In fact what *type* of man would he go for..ooh we could play matchmaker with him!!  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"><P>xx<p>[This message has been edited by Kate (edited 19 April 2001).]
By Tom_Murphy
#96976
in order to satisfy the requirements for a stereotypical *** couple, scott's man would have to be a bodybuilder.

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