[TIAL]

TIAL - you are agreeing with Viv. Stop it.

I think you'll find that Viv was in fact agreeing with me

[foot-loose]

Then you need to change your opinion.

[MK Chris]

Now, back on topic. A bacon roll is a buttie. A chip roll is a buttie.

No. A bacon roll is a roll. A chip roll is a roll. A bacon sandwich is a butty and a chip sandwich is a butty.

I've never heard of a butch or whatever Ezza was calling them.'

Ezza is butch you say? That's a bit harsh.

Topher - mayonnaise can only go in a bacon buttie IF its a BTL. Or a BLT if you want to conform to standards.

No. Try it, seriously.

Hellman's Mayonnaise is shit though. Generally most mayonnaise is OK, but Heinz is the preference.

[Yudster]

Sainsbury's French mayonnaise is the nicest.

[Munki Bhoy]

Mayonnaise should be an option. Too often I go into shops and find the pre-packed sandwiches have it as standard. I hate mayonnaise. If you like it, you can always add it. Once it's there, you can't take it off.

[ladbroke]

Mayonnaise goes with most things. Try it.

Seconded! I love mayo with peas!

Mayo with peas is gorgeous, it's the future. In fact mayo goes with most things, I had it with steak and new pots last night. Bacon sarnie with ketchup and mayo is divine. And it's ketchup NOT red sauce!

[MK Chris]

I didn't call it red sauce. I called it tomato sauce.

[ladbroke]

I didn't say you did. Just gets on my nerves when people do.

[rustybike]

Mayonnaise goes with most things. Try it.

I like it with chips or egg for sandwiches or as foots said...

mayonnaise can only go in a bacon buttie IF its a BTL. Or a BLT if you want to conform to standards.

That's good too.

However, I'm a Salad Cream kinda gal - I like it with my peas, brocolli or runner beans or with dry pasta. I just find mayo rather bland sometimes. Brown sauce... now that's good.
I can honestly see my fridge in my new flat being filled with just condiments as for some reason I love them and that I always need a side of sauce with my meal. It's bizarre.

Buttie/Sarnie/Roll wise... anything that's in between two slices of bread is a sarnie, apart from chips for some reason; that's always been called a chip buttie, I blame my dad, and anything that's in a roll is... well... a roll!

[S4B]

Mayonnaise goes with most things. Try it.

Seconded! I love mayo with peas!

Mayo with peas is gorgeous, it's the future.

Thank you Ladbroke. I knew I was right.

[MikefromManchester]

This has gone way of topic hahaha

[S4B]

Get used to it.

[MK Chris]

That was a bit harsh.. you could have explained that threads tend to do that round here.

And people say I'm not welcoming.

[S4B]

Well I've decided I'm not playing nicely anymore. If you set your expectations rock bottom you'll never be disappointed. Ergo if I am harsh and abrupt most of the time then people will be pleased when I am nice.

[TIAL]

if I am harsh and abrupt most of the time then people will be pleased when I am nice.

What a lovely approach to life.

[foot-loose]

Once it's there, you can't take it off.

Like Viv?

[Yudster]

Viv is like mayonnaise? Really?

[foot-loose]

I can go with that, yup.

[DevilsDuck]

Im not sure that she is like mayo, mayo isnt a pain in the ass!

Its quite smooth and silky and feels like..........

[foot-loose]

... like what?

What does Mayo feel like?

[Munki Bhoy]

Warm apple pie?

[DevilsDuck]

... like what?

What does Mayo feel like?

er, it feels like mayo!

Warm apple pie?

maybe if you warmed it up and put lumps in it

[Yudster]

Viv puts mayonnaise on apple pie?!

[DevilsDuck]

Viv puts mayonnaise on apple pie?!

Euthamism?

[Yudster]

Are you suggesting euthenasia for Viv??!!

Would that constitute putting her out of our misery?