[Uglybob]

i thought it was weekly

[Adam]

hourly

"He's my address. If you know of any jobs going, let me know"

- kemp

(not been on telly in a while)

[Gigglyboots]

I still think the Jokes Thread should go.

Why? Whats wrong with it?

Its a nice cheery thread which gives me and hopefully others a bit of a laugh!

[Funky Drummer]

Yeah, you tell him Giggly Chick!

[Gigglyboots]

Oh and while I'm in my ranty moods and all for it...

I am sure, absolutely positive you said somewhere you hadn't even visited the jokes thread, so how can you judge it, and want it to go, if you have never read it?! Must be something personal...

[MK Chris]

There's some sexual tension there...

I like the jokes thread.

[Adam]

nah, i've been to it a few times now. some have made me laugh... actually.

i'm starting to like that Giggly Chick. Ah, Bless. she better be a lady.

not seen many threads get above 7. go on keep it going. another e-mails to chris moyles. what was it again. 40 something pages in the end. history - like most of the beetles and elvis.

[MK Chris]

Martin Kemp caption - "So what size bin bag will you fit in?"

Sorry if it's crap, I wanted to have a go, all I could think of...

[Adam]

Re: Kemp

thats good. nicely fitting in the westenders plot line there.

"would that be smoking or non-smoking?"

- after the ash tray over the head plot line.

[Gigglyboots]

nah, i've been to it a few times now. some have made me laugh... actually.

i'm starting to like that Giggly Chick. Ah, Bless. she better be a lady.

not seen many threads get above 7. go on keep it going. another e-mails to chris moyles. what was it again. 40 something pages in the end. history - like most of the beetles and elvis.

Ooh, glad to read it! Some are dead funny.

Thanx, so I've earnt your respect! Oh, im a fifty year old man.....
Just kidding! I am a lady, don't worry.

Lets make it big, I think this is kinda me remembering fae previous posts (i should go look, but its friday, what an excuse) 38! Beatles, i know im to young for them, but they were history, good songs!

[Lawrie]

bob is your avatar in celebration of the Polyphonic Spree?

[kendra k]

i want to be nanty.

[pond life]

Why does Kendra wannbe Nanty?

[MK Chris]

This is a proper pondlife topic...

[Sidders]

How does kemp manage to balance that phone on his shoulder like that?

[Uglybob]

maybe has a magnetic thing on the phone that connects to his head.

if you know the history of martin kemps head, you will understand this.

[Adam]

rather a phone on my shoulder then a chip

[kendra k]

ho! laugh laugh laugh

ad is just on a ROLL!

[Adam]

my powers used to be weak kendra- until i found the force and used Yahoo Messenger.

ohh that was good.

[kendra k]

what has yahoo messenger got to do with anything?

though i do talk to most mw fools on it...

[MK Chris]

I only use MSN

[kendra k]

because you are a pawn of the evil empire! give it up! see the light!

[MK Chris]

Used yahoo and AOL before, both a load of rubbish.

[Funky Drummer]

AOL is my ISP. Je ne l'aime pas.

[MK Chris]

Does that mean I don't like it? It should, my Dad's got it, I can't stand it. Ever used the browser? What a load of sh*te!