midlanders are the fummest duckers ever
Well, if you are trying to change around 'dumbest *', than it should be; 'Fumbest duckers'. So who's the one who looks stupid now, hmmm?
it's not just the midlands- i hate plymouthians too. And Americans
So you hate Americans - but willingly use the internet that although was invented by a Brit, was developed by the Americans, and most of the programs and possibly even this message board are American. And presumably you don't listen to any American music. Or take adavantage of anything else in life that was invented or pioneered by the Americans - because that would make you a hypocrite, wouldn't it?
Now go away now, have a good think; perhaps even read a few books to improve your knowledge and then when you've finished licking your wounds you might be able to come back on here and post something without sounding like a completely ignorant little chap.