[Morals]

What's the most stupid thing people have done when drunk?

Here's my story:

A couple of years ago I was absolutely puddled having been drinking for a number of hours, and decided to wait for a couple of friends who worked in the pub. I went outside while they cleared up, and then realised I needed to have a piss. Not being able to get back into the pub, I looked around for somewhere to go,a nd saw a wall with some bushes on the other side. "Ah ha", I thought, that's ideal. So I ran towards the wall and vaulted it. I then fell approximately 18 feet to the floor. On my back. The 'bushes' had in fact been the tops of conifer trees. In my defence it was quite dark....

As a footnote, a friend of mine decided to show some other mutual friends what had happened (this was a few weeks later) and he did the same thing, landed on his head and nearly killed himself. The wall has since been made a lot higher...

[The Cornishman]

I got 'stewed to the grills' at a beach party once and decided to climb the cliff. I got to the top,but the idiot that I was,I hauled to pull myself over on a loose rock and fell about 100 feet wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. Miraculously a gorse bush broke my fall and I hit the ground without a scratch. As I walked back to my mates I caught my foot on an abodened fishing hook gashing it from heal to toe,proving that life always balances itself out.