[cinderrella]

Anyone know where abouts Comedy Dave has moved too?? I think it's somewhere in Surrey? The Chappers and Dave tour must be paying well if that's the case.

[Boboff]

it's a secret you twat

[Yudster]

Its in Berkshire, not sure exactly where, but its a small county, easy task for an experienced stalker (I'm making an assumption there I know, call it intuition) to work out. Close to Jay Kaye, and apparently Vernon and Tess live there too. I imagine them all in the same big house, toasting marshmallows and chatting about their day.

[MK Chris]

Close to Jay Kaye

Surely that's JK (of JK and Joel) not Jay Kay (of Jamiroquai)?

[Yudster]

No, I thought it was Jay Kaye of Jamiroquai. But there is always the possibility that I have got it wrong.

[Yudster]

No, I expect Topher is right. My celeb-cred is waning fast, I expect this is just a symptom.

[Yudster]

I've never actually read Heat, or any of the others - all my information is first hand! Thats probably why I've got it wrong about Berkshire/Dave/celeb neighbours - I listened to gossip. Never wise.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I have never even looked through a copy of Heat/Hello/Ok or any of that. I assume it is a big load of dross?

[MK Chris]

Celebrity bullsh*t mags are always full of crap. They're the sort of thing Viv would probably read on a regular basis.

[Boboff]

did you pick up chris this morning saying he was staying in HIS spare room, I infered from that he's bought the house, along with his brothers, no wonders Dave's been trying a bit harder recently !

[Boboff]

it's a secret you twat

charming. do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

could I have your adress then please.... I want to try and sort this out....


*laugh's nervously to portray hisitance in being so agreesive, when there isn't a really violent bone in his body, except when gary neville slipped me one!*

[DemonHorse]

Yeah basically. Its good for when you know you're going to be waiting ages for a bus or a train or something.

Usually a copy of Metro in the morning is good for that too.

[Mcqueen_]

They don't sell it anywhere

[Quincy]

you just find them

[DemonHorse]

you just find them

Or get one shoved at you in the early morning in City Centres

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sponsored by tramps.

[Quincy]

no its oki mate no need to take the piss

[DemonHorse]

sponsored by tramps.

no, you're confusing Metro with Big Issue.

[Georgie]

I think Jay Kay has an estate in Horseden, Princes Risborough. Buckinghamshire.

Very nice area. Most of Bucks is apart from Wycombe. A lot of famous people live around here. I often try and mow down Timmey Mallet when he's on his bike. But yeah, quite a few D listers too.

When I used to work in a shop, Ferne Britton would jog along the road to the shop..buy a amars bar and jog away.

South Bucks is good for getting into London.

Anyway, I know too much about this stuff and just wanted to point out where Jay Kay lives..g'night.

[DemonHorse]

When I used to work in a shop, Ferne Britton would jog along the road to the shop..buy a amars bar and jog away.

Fern Britton, jogging..... didnt think that ever happened.

[claradooblue]

When I used to work in a shop, Ferne Britton would jog along the road to the shop..buy a amars bar and jog away.

Fern Britton, jogging..... didnt think that ever happened.

Whats an "amars bar"?

[Console]

One might assume that Georgie meant 'a mars bar' but simply accidentally added an extra 'a'. On the theme of mistakes, why did you quote DemonHorse's post as well?

[claradooblue]

Got overzealous most probably. Happens to us all!

[Georgie]

I did indeed mean Mars..but my finger got so excited by the thought it had a spasm.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Mars bars are a bit dull. They need something to pep it up... like orange mars bars.