[stevotrash]

God knows why radio one has added that awfull freestyle track by the Bom Funk MC's back to the play list. Silly me, I forgot it complies with radio 1's record 'acid test'

a) its bollocks
b) gets on your tits after one play

This gives an opportunity for me to put forward a parody idea however entiled 'Freeloader' depicting the life of ex big brother contestants and it girls.

'Freeloader,
not going home,
blagging booze
i'm a Freeloader'

duh duh duh

[jc]

The original sounds a lot better than the speeded-up, cut down, crap radio edit. It has a funky guitar intro. Gotta dig it out some day. - jc