[The Peter Kay Fan]

t we state that girls require both TIME and MONEY:

Girls = Time X Money

And we all know Time IS Money:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money X Money = (Money)2

And as money is the root of all evil:

Money = (ROOT)EVIL

Therefore:

Girls = ((ROOT) Evil)2

Regular Mathematical Cancellation (a square of a square rooted number = the number itself) concludes:

Girls = Evil

sorry that the ROOT symbol doesnt work, so ROOT indicate the root symbol

[TJD]

so mathematically correct, yet politically incorrect.

[Stephen.]

Girls = Evil

But also fun to have around ayeeeeeeeeee

[tomwhite]

Another tedious link

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Another tedious link

no, pure mathematical proof

[Nablo.]

That was a mathematical explanation not exactly full prove was it keep trying though.

[pond life]

and we used to have much better serious threads around here


































irony?

[The Peter Kay Fan]

sorry, was that not serious enough for you? perhaps you'd like me to include a poll of some description next time?

[Freak of nature]

It is true of some women but thre are a few that will not charge!!

[Gigglyboots]

I'm not (that) evil.

[Mr Dion]

sorry, was that not serious enough for you? perhaps you'd like me to include a poll of some description next time?

i thought he was referring to that other guy in a sarcastic way...

[Tall Pall]

Well it made me laugh.

Pointless thread this has turned into, not a pointless thread errr. Nice to someone else trying to be entertaining.

[Morals]

I thought it was funny, but then I'm bitter and twisted and inherrently distrust all women except Kym Valentine (Libby from Neighbours) who is good and pure.

[MK Chris]

You watch Neighbours?

[Morals]

No, but I occasionally catch a glimpse of it when I turn the telly on when I get in from work.

[Tall Pall]

Mmmmm Libby et all cast of Neighbours

[Lawrie]

right i have come to the big conclussion that "Girls all the bad guys want" song is about me...well the girl i worship who i get on with like mad..still has feelings for her ex who is the most boring muppet on the earth and who is a disgrace to northern men.......

well she still has feelings..but not for long...DRLOZBAKER love king..is coming......the belly is going..the stubble is present..and im.....yeah........

[Minnie the Minx]

I'm becoming attracted already and I'm not even the center of your attentions...

[Lawrie]

`wobbles his belly for minnie` only joking..i dont have a huge belly but i dont have a 6 pack.....

im also at the gym working my muscles..so i can go back to playing rugby......but this girl..man i need her!!!!

[Minnie the Minx]

' Belly's gonna get ya' Remember that advert?

Awwww you havent got a 6 pack? Not even one of Carling or any other beer? I'd prefer one of those... much more useful

Awwww poor you I kinda know how you feel... but obviously I'm after a boy, not a girl.

I'm genuinely being sympathetic but its probably coming across as sarcasm.

[Lawrie]

Minnie..mWo dont drink Chris Moyles rocks.......

anyway........im head and arse over heels for this girl...its not lust..i just worship her personality......

there is a can of Fosters in my fridge if you want that Minnie?

[Minnie the Minx]

Go on then. I'll take it while I've got the chance, I take it your not usually this generous.

Now seriously, I stumbled across this the other night but on C4 teletext pg 653 they have text chat. The certain bit I saw was someone inviting another texter to join them dancing on the bar!!! They take it too seriously. (sorry if anyone is on there)I put that so I didnt sound so strange accepting Loz's beer...

[Morals]

Did someone say Carling? Stay tuned kids, it's nearly here......

[Minnie the Minx]

Dur stoopid, the Carling festival's been and gone... you've missed it.

[Lawrie]

oh yes the Carling fest at Temple newsham.....

*£3 a pint
*the toilets at my field turned into a mud bath by thursday as the water taps pipe bursed meaning the surrounding area which was the entrence to the bogs became like glasto the other year
*£6 a programme
* hour it took to get back to my campsite bymyself on the saturday night (when it took 5-10 mins normally) due to the torrential downpours during the day turning the site into a mudbath and the organisers having to extend and reenforce a bridge to cope
*the stench from the bogs in the main arena
*all burger vans...and burger vans
* the Evening session and dance tent being at the bottom of a big hill which on saturday turned into a mud slide
* the vodka jellys which at £3 a glass seemed as though there was no vodka in them as i had 4 in a row..and i couldnt taste anything in them
* oh and the ridicoulous 3/4 of on hour walk to the bus stop to get back to Leeds