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Is there a doctor in the house?

By The Cornishman
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:19 pm #25226
May I trouble you for an oppinion? You see,I have been having digestive problems these last few days and everything I eat 'comes out unprocessed' if you know what I mean.This morning I had a bowl of Weetabix and some hours later during ablution the weetabix came out fully intact,followed by a little milk & Sugar.My regular GP has been unhelpful on this matter and merely asked if I had "Tried eating s**t". Any advice?

By Bridgie
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:28 pm #25229
try eating a small native pigmy from a tropical island followed by a lime in a coconut. should do the trick. if not u may need open bowel surgery. PRETTY. hope ive helped

bridgie
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By Morals
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:36 pm #25231
Eat shit
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By Uglybob
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:42 pm #25233
Try eating 4 packets of Dry Roasted Peanuts, some Andrews Liversalts mixed with some Woodpecker Cider and youll be ... fine
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By Morals
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:47 pm #25237
Damn filters, that was Eat s**t... ;)
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By Mr Dion
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:50 pm #25240
colonic irrigation

By Bridgie
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:00 pm #25245
stuff a cumberland sausage with 6 crutons and a quaver then bake in a bowl of flour for 20 mins. remove and cover with syrup then feed it to your pet.

wont help your problem but it'll be a laugh

bridgie

By Everlast
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:40 pm #25260
I get the same problem Cornishman yesterday i ate a nice sponge cake, today i went to the toilet looked down and in the bowl was 3 eggs and 6 ounces of Butter, sugar and flour.

By pond life
-  Wed Sep 11, 2002 10:47 pm #25266
isn't this undermining the CHEESY PASTA thread could the board admin please transfer these threads over (that should f-u-c-k Ad off)
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By KuppanMoyles69
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 6:27 am #25275
Guiness and peanuts, nothing better!
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By KuppanMoyles69
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 6:28 am #25276
Apart from maybe Carling and peanuts
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By Adam
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 2:24 pm #25308
Pond Life wrote:isn't this undermining the CHEESY PASTA thread could the board admin please transfer these threads over (that should f-u-c-k Ad off)


haha :lol:
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By Morals
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 6:47 pm #25396
KuppanMoyles69 wrote:Apart from maybe Carling and peanuts


I'm glad you added that! :lol:
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By KuppanMoyles69
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:14 pm #25403
Me too, I almost forgot about one of the things that gives me the motivation to get up in the morning!
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By Morals
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:20 pm #25405
Almost forgot about Carling? I dunno, kids today. When I were a nipper all you could see round 'ere were fields...
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By KuppanMoyles69
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:21 pm #25407
Lol
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By Lawrie
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:24 pm #25408
gods sake dont drink normal Carling!! its evil!!!!

drink Premier or "Carling cold"!!!

i once threw up while watching a Nutella advert on tv due to some nuts getting covered in chocolate
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By KuppanMoyles69
-  Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:29 pm #25409
Did you throw after you had had Carling? Is that why you think its evil!?
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