The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By C-Kay
#392520
I haven't been able to listen to the show at all for the last 2 weeks due to starting my new job and having some old guy 'showing me the ropes', and he likes Radio 2. My laptop is broken at the moment, and i'm on a pc that was built in 1842, so listen again just crashes it.

Can someone give me a quick briefing on what's gone on? Any real funny moments? Any good rants? Anything important that i might need to know that might get referenced to again? Any update on Strictly? etc etc
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By Munki Bhoy
#392525
Vernon revealed on Monday that he's actually from Bolton. I know, I was shocked too.
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By Yudster
#392543
nicowoodcock wrote:Also, Chris is NOT* doing Strictly Come Dancing.




*Might be

Yes - he was off on Monday, and according to the Monday blog Vernon was looking after the kids because Tess was "working". Chris and Tess were both clearly involved in the preliminary meetings for Strictly. Obvious.

Gaaah.
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By Yudster
#392619
That'll explain why he has spots. He was asking for quick boil remedies on Twitter earlier.
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By foot-loose
#392740
pjordan2000 wrote:Producer Rachel and Noel Gallagher are taking over the breakfast show.

Now THAT would be a show I would listen to!

Rachel + Noel > Mills.
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By Yudster
#392752
A gerbil + a plank > Mills.
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By Ed Pummelon
#392761
You could put a nail through the plank and then attach the gerbil to it with rubber bands. If you could get the gerbil to scamper round the turntable quickly enough it'd play the Cascada record.
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By Boboff
#392811
Chris went to New York, and that is why he had Monday off.

Dave's doing Hole in the Wall.

Thursday Fat bloke lost 2lb

Vampire Porn star still on Cheggers

Chirs said he hated all Black lesbians with disabilities and they should all go * off somewhere else.
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By Ed Pummelon
#392816
boboff wrote:Chirs said he hated all Black lesbians with disabilities and they should all go * off somewhere else.


Faced with the the dilemma of either being forced to support Chris for the first time in the paper's history or miss out on a chance to spit at disabled black lesbians, the Daily Mail hid under a desk and wrote an article about Peaches Geldof instead.
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By Zoot
#392821
Ed Pummelon wrote: and wrote an article about Peaches Geldof instead.


Cobblers
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By Yudster
#392826
I prefer crumble.
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By MK Chris
#392833
Ed Pummelon wrote:
boboff wrote:Chirs said he hated all Black lesbians with disabilities and they should all go * off somewhere else.


Faced with the the dilemma of either being forced to support Chris for the first time in the paper's history or miss out on a chance to spit at disabled black lesbians, the Daily Mail hid under a desk and wrote an article about Peaches Geldof instead.

Haha - you're on form today.

Incidentally, am I the only one who just thought 'hole in the wall' was just a new thing that Barclays wrote on their cash machines to try and look like they talk the language of the consumer? I've never heard of it as a TV show.
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By Yudster
#392836
You are joking aren't you? Hole In The Wall? Its easily the best thing Scott Mills has ever done.
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By MK Chris
#392838
Is it good then? Because 'the best thing Scott Mills has ever done' doesn't really tell me that...
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By Yudster
#392840
God no, its completely and utterly awful.