[The Cornishman]

Please place all your s**t posts in THIS thread.This should leave the rest of the board free for sublime larkery and high quality high jinks. Thankyou.
The Management

[The Cornishman]

Puddle of Mudd are better at music than Nickleback.And Linkin Park are very good at getting some hits.But people who like Muse m'asturbate quite a lot because I don't like them.

[The Cornishman]

Airline food-what's that all about,eh?

[Bridgie]

i think chris is funny - who agrees (what a classic)

[Uglybob]

i pick my nose and flick it

they dont pack crisps as much as they used to

what possessed jarvis * to
a/ appear as rolf harris on stars in their eyes
b/ appear in an advert for BT Broadband

batteries dont last long in walkmans

how much does the wrestler kurt angle look at tony blair for inspiring him for his on screen character

judgemental with sophie raworth is rubbish and boring

good job they are axeing 15 to 1, the questions are far too hard and people come back all the time on the show.

thats my load done

[Matt]

"chris da man

he's soooooo funny no he's hilarious i got ma bruva to download "totally addicted to plaice" FISHY WISHY !!!!!!"

Quality from the R1 message board

[saintvikki1884]

uglybob It's to make money cause they aint going to be making any more albums But there bringing out a greatest hits album soon. I had to do a double take when i first saw the advert. Dont you think he did a great impression of Rolf Harris?

[bob_fleming]

i was on the pulp web site and they are taking a "unknown length of time" off so they aren't splitting up apparently just having a long rest and doing other things like blur i suppose and Mr Arlban doing the gorillaz stuff.


I was watching jarvi's appearance on the Ali G show with their version of help the aged which is a class song anyway!!

Oh just to add dave is really funny discuss!!


and i like cheese!

cheers

James

[pond life]

Wicked - finally a Thread for me ....

[Sidders]

Anybody ever tried mixing the Tomato Ketchup and the BBQ sauce at McDonalds? It tastes delicious.

[Adam]

still very scared of saintvikki1884, saditisic use of smilies

[Sidders]

isn't her post in the wrong thread?

[Adam]

nag- she's chatting about Rolf Harris.

[Funky Drummer]

I'm really upset Lizzie's leaving! She's well fit! Who else thinks Lizzie's fit!? C'mon, someone else must agree that Lizzie's fit!

[Adam]

the jokes thread. i have never read it once

[Funky Drummer]

you're missing out; the jokes thread is good.

[Sidders]

Yeah, there's some quality jokes in there. However there are some threads I don't bother to read.

[Funky Drummer]

same here - you learn to be able to judge by the thread title and author whether there's much point in looking at it.

[Adam]

someone on here came up with a thread filter..... i laughed, but asked is there such thing?

[Sidders]

There should be.

[kendra k]

jonny hoare is not the whore he used to be.

trash is the man.

and i need more coffee...

[Lawrie]

what about me Kendra? im very upset!

[kendra k]

loz is one fine sexy beast!

[Lawrie]

thank you..im looking very odd at the moment...almost as though i should be in New found glory with my dodgy sideburns and wierd hair!

[kendra k]

how weird is your hair? and what's with you brits and your sideburns (are they sooo maligned?)