[Bridgie]

yes i know its immature but does anybody know where i can find a steven hawking speech synthesizer. there must be one out there.

bridgie

[Gigglyboots]

That just totally recalls that simpsons episode for me, hehe.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

reminds me of alan partridge.....

[Adam]

buy an apple mac.

[Morals]

Get hold of an old Amiga and play about with the text-to-speech program that shiped with Amiga OS - I suggest typing the following into it...

"My eyesight means a lot to me....."

[Stevo_trash]

now its bloody working

[Adam]

Stevo - being Stevotrash- piow piow and all that business?

[Phillip Hill]

******* BRIDGIE *******

Go to http://www.Downloads.com and download a programme called TALKIT.exe with this small but very amusing programme you can type a phrase - or whatever - and hit the "TALK IT" button and it says what you've typed! It will provide hours of fun in the office because you can have lots of accents like Spanish or a little crumply old lady!! FAB!!!

Hope thats what you want!!
Oh well,

T.T.F.N!!

[Funky Drummer]

If you have some sort of audio editor on your PC then you can record your voice and run effetcs and processors through that.

I'm gonna give that talkit a shot though....

[Everlast]

Shamoah Motherf*cker

[MK Chris]

Very good, like that!

[Bridgie]

thanks guys. any recomendations for the best program to dl off that site

[Adam]

whats a .au and .aiff. never heard of them in my life

[Morals]

They're just different sound file formats...

[Sidders]

.au is normally a UNIX format. Never heard of .aiff, but I would imagine it stands for somthing like 'audio information file format'.
I can't find that Talkit program.

[Phillip Hill]

******* UPDATE *******

Sorry I mis-typed the programme is called "TALK ANY" NOT "Talk It!"

Go to http://www.Downloads.com and download a programme called TALKANY.exe with this small but very amusing programme you can type a phrase - or whatever - and hit the "TALK ANY" button and it says what you've typed! It will provide hours of fun in the office because you can have lots of accents like Spanish or a little crumply old lady!! FAB!!!

Hope thats what you want!!
Oh well,

T.T.F.N!!

[Sidders]

Dunno if I'm being incredibly stupid, but I still can't find it.

[Sidders]

Ok, I've got it now here's the link if anyone else is having trouble.

http://www.confound.com/programs/files/talkany.exe

NOTE: You may need to right click the above link and click 'Save Target As'

[Phillip Hill]

I hope it's of some ust to you?

T.T.F.N!!

[Sidders]

Yeah, it's pretty funny. I've been using it to paste in random messages from on here and getting it to read them back to me. If only I had a life.....

[Uglybob]

yeah i put in "hi im arnold schwarzeneggar and i have a tiny cóck"

[Gigglyboots]

Lol, recommended download then?

[MK Chris]

Yes, it's very good.

[Mcqueen_]

...and it sings Old McDonald pretty good aswell

[Bridgie]

lololol. thank that is so funny. im gonna be messing about for ages with this