[The Cornishman]

Greatest Living Englishman Stephen Fry has rewritten some pop classics,but can you name them?

1."It would seem that the lady has purchased a valid transport voucher"

2."Father,do not eulogise in such forthright religeous tones"

3."I fear that this Yuletide shall be spent in melancholy isolation"

4."A feint aroma of post-pubescent alcohol?"

5."Waxen illuminator in the scirrocco"

[The Cornishman]

Don't forget one lucky entrant will win the chance to do time for Jonny Hoare.The next time Jonny goes to prison you can do the time for him.

[The Cornishman]

We'll also be sending a parcell full of prizes to every entrant (right or wrong).Please specify at the end of your post whether or not you would like a living animal otherwise you'll be lumbered with it.

[The Cornishman]

Also as an exclusive prize we'll be making arrangements allowing the one hundreth entrant the chance to buy dinner for the onehundred and first entrant.

[The Cornishman]

Also the fifth caller gets the chance to be locked in the boot of Andy Kershaws car for four days.

[Funky Drummer]

5 posts that could all be said in 1...

No offence, but it annoys people Cornishman.

[The Cornishman]

Sorry chum but thats incorrect.Lets see what you could've won....

Some photographs of a rockstar beating up your girlfriend,these tasteless snaps were taken by Dwain Bouvanachi himself in your very own home and come complete with a signed picture of Jerry Lee Lewis waving a hand gun outside the priory in New Orleans and a leather bound binder to cherish these brutal memories for ever.Try again next time but if you're wrong we'll send an angst ridden guitarist round to your house to trash your living room with a snooker cue.

[Mr Dion]

mmm...pretty tough there cornishman...

[The Cornishman]

Just to get you going....
Number 1= 'Shes Got A Ticket To Ride'

[Uglybob]

3. mud - lonely this christmas
4. nirvana - smells like teen spirit

[magenta]

5. Candle in the Wind?

[M+L Fan II]

2. Papa don't preach.

[Uglybob]

ahh i was thinking of volkwagons in the last one

[KuppanMoyles69]

3. everybody hurts - REM

[Bridgie]

what what and what. am i missing something here (apart from a few brain cells). why would anybody want to know this stuff

makes a change anyway.

bridgie

[Everlast]

3."I fear that this Yuletide shall be spent in melancholy isolation"

3. everybody hurts -REM

?

[pond life]

This synaptic humour is too much for me

[Morals]

Greatest Living Englishman Stephen Fry has rewritten some pop classics,but can you name them?

1."It would seem that the lady has purchased a valid transport voucher"

She's got a ticket to ride

2."Father,do not eulogise in such forthright religeous tones"

Papa don't preach

3."I fear that this Yuletide shall be spent in melancholy isolation"

It'll be lonely this christmas

4."A feint aroma of post-pubescent alcohol?"

Smells like teen spirit

5."Waxen illuminator in the scirrocco"

Candle in the wind


I know most (if not all of these have been answered already but I'm drunk and I've only just got home, so I'm going to be the first to answer them all in a single post. So ner!

[MK Chris]

This synaptic humour is too much for me

humour is too much for me

[Morals]

Yeah, but pond life would have trouble writing a coherent sentence in the first place...

[KuppanMoyles69]

oh, i get it! ok so mine didn't work!

[ZAQAZ_]

i can fry an egg and eat it

[The Cornishman]

Well hello there-Sorry I've been away for a while.Penzance Council offered me a job-£3.10 an hour to count lamposts.This was too good an oppurtunity to miss as it could've lead to street signs and maybe one day even bollards.Unfortunatley I was fired for whistling and eating corned beef.
Well done to Uglybob,Magenta,and M+L fan who came in with the correct answer in record time.They each win the top 40 on cassette and a set of drums.

[MK Chris]

And in true Scott Mills style - KuppanMoyles69 should get the Popstars album for getting it so unbelieveably wrong! (OK, I didn't have a go, but I'm rubbish at this sort of thing!)