[M+L Fan II]

David Attenborough is so sexy.

Shouldn't you kiddies be doing your homework

Stick what in my pipe? your abnormally small penis? No thanks - I'm not that way inclined.

I'm a gun-toting, drug-runner

I'll more than likely be barred from this board.

I wonder how many times during the season my last statement will be mockingly quoted by irate scousers?...

Jonny *beep* is a bit of a *beep* who lives up to his surname.

but Derby girls are nice too.

It's like if you were the manager of Tesco and you had a little sales assistant there who went on to become the assistant manager of Sainsbury's.

I'll be seeing a lot more nicer looking than her tonight in Nottingham

she must be the most mingingist person ever in a boy/girl band.

bring back the liveliness and vivality to this board!

The Newbies have sent shockwaves throughout Europe with there far-right extremeist policy of talking complete bollox on this board..

I'm confused... <bangs head against the table 3 times> Nope. I'm still confused.

Plus my point was even more pertinent

does your irrational aggression and hatred mixed with the fact you obviously have a low IQ have anything in common with the fact you are from Northern Ireland??

I'm just glad they're all legal now. I wouldn't want to feel like a pervo...

and there would be me waiting for it to unblock with an unwiped arse.

One day he was receiving a hammering from a local tribesman

people like you who have their heads so firmly lodged up your arse that I'm sure you can see the interior of your bowel.

you sound quite a narrow-minded little chap.

I don't want to be responsible for the mass suicide of 5 million teenage girls.

The use of the word maniacal either shows you have lost the plot and/or reached for your nearest copy of Roget's. Either way your paranoia is starting to worry me.

the cheeks sticking together on a hot day...

I may be mistaken, but isn't Stevo_MWo the same as Stevotrash? The man that got humiliated on National radio by the great man himself -

At least someone has something good to say about me...

Nah, Nah, Nah...If I don't read it, then I won't hear what the nasty man sais.

The problem is it wouldn't be very nice to shave in these...ahem...'areas'.

it must have been terrible for you Uglybob, searching Google images for female tennis players for 2 hours.

Talk about cover-ups. Achtung,mein fuhrer!

Wahey!

[Sidders]

Wow, you seem to have gone to a lot of trouble to collect all them quotes, the question is... why?

A good bit of nostalgia though.

[M+L Fan II]

Just thought I would bring up some out of context quotes from my younger days. Don't know why - I'm just bored.

[Morals]

Maybe in 6 months or so I'll take a look through my arguments with Spanky and have a good old laugh....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sadly m+L fan it only highlights that you have been a bit out of sorts lately...

[Bridgie]

would anybody mind explaining to me what happened to stevo when moyle humiliated him or whatever.

bridgie

[Nablo.]

It's in the sound vault if thats the one everyone is on about.

[Bridgie]

well in that case ive dl it ages ago and cant remember what happened. ill take a look anyway. thanks

bridgie

[Stevo_trash]

humiliated is such a harsh word.

Forgetting my PE kit when I was 10 and being forced to climb the bars in my pants was a humilating experience.

Would you rather get a mention on national radio being slagged off or not at all? I think Mr Mark and Lard fan, the demi god of intelligence may be slightly miffed at the amount of exposure i have achieved. Quite suprising actually when we consider his outstanding crime career based on his love of unsoliceted 'exposure'.

[Jonny Hoare]

hoare's greatest hits coming soon

[Adam]

have to say- that you are comedy genius in the making. looks like i'm the only one in nottingham thats not funny at the moment

[Sidders]

hoare's greatest hits coming soon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Imagine how long it would be!

[Adam]

and sidla gets his 600 th post.

[Sidders]

I didn't even notice that I had reached 600, I only got to 500 about a week ago! What a sad week I've had! Don't worry, I'll have some work to do soon, then I might calm down on the posting spree.

[M+L Fan II]

And some of those classic replies:

''M + L, you're back to your foolish ways...'' - Johnny Hoare

''IIIIII would suggest that M+L Fan is

1) not very clever harharharhar
2) has several dibilitating mental and physical ilnuses
3) looks like a ruffian'' - Tall Pall

''You remark using offensive and sexually explicit comments'' - Black_Ice

''M + L fan you are a bit of an bum.'' - Andy

''if chrismoyles.net was a body then surely black ice and m+L fan would be the buttocks'' - Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog

''I have had enough of you already M+L Fan, you appear quite asinine from some of things you have said. Responding to you has bored me intensely'' - Black_Ice

''You are obviously an insensitive, extremely unintellctual and uneducated individual'' - Andy

''Penis problems are nothing to be ashamed of as I am sure you have found out.'' - Black_Ice

''i mean you shoot a load when watching wildlife on 1.'' - Loki

''M+L Fan my advice to you is ''chilloutpsycho'' - Black_Ice

''i don't think you have a choice sonny, no girl in her right mind would want to go out without a spotty moronic hermaphrodite like yourself'' - Loki

''Congrats the the M+L Fan for posting 28 times and not a patronising "M'lud" in sight.'' - Everlast

[M+L Fan II]

humiliated is such a harsh word.

Point taken. But you were certainly made a little bit of a fool of.

Would you rather get a mention on national radio being slagged off or not at all?

Now call me weird, but I think I'd go for the latter.

I think Mr Mark and Lard fan, the demi god of intelligence may be slightly miffed at the amount of exposure i have achieved.

Yes I'm miffed that I wasn't made a fool of in front of 6.5m listeners.

Quite suprising actually when we consider his outstanding crime career based on his love of unsoliceted 'exposure'.

I think by this feeble little dig you are implying that I have a criminal record for flashing. This pathetic little dig is so ludacrous I shall not bother flattering you with a reply.(Apart from the one I've just given, obviously)

[Sam]

Awwww, all those fun times. What happened eh?

[Adam]

people left to find their lifes.

[Sam]

I should get round to doing that soon

[Adam]

m&l fan- i'll let the publisher know that your bring a book out along with the hoare greatest hits.

ad

[Stevo_trash]

You have to understand m+l that I am not i'm die hard moyles fan. I listen to the show, find him funny now and again but am objective enough to realise that mark and lard are superior radio presenters.

Now to have one's named mentioned on national radio accompanied with a rant is quite an amusing experience. That in my drunken stupour i manged to provoke such a negative response from a famous person was such a heart warming incident for me.

Also, I have to chastice you for encouraging jon hoare to post his 'greatest hits' on this page in response to your idea.

[M+L Fan II]

That in my drunken stupour i manged to provoke such a negative response from a famous person was such a heart warming incident for me.

Do you have such deap-seated emotional damage that you actually feel a sense of achievement by being slagged off by a famous Radio DJ?

[Stevo_trash]

um..yes

[Adam]

anyone would. all 6 million would of heard it

[Sidders]

That kinda peed on his chips there.