[The Cornishman]

Perhaps it is being brought up on a cloying diet of parental inflicted Radio 2 spending many hours as a tiny urchin clinging to my mothers fur while Terry Wogan murmured his approval of some dusty Manfredd Mann LP that my music taste has innevitabley been somewhat twunted and lacking the desired finess to find Las Ketchups cod samba noodle irdeemabley annoying but f**k it- I loves that song!
Altogether now
"The hip hop the hippy the hippy the hip hip hop ah mah bee"

[pond life]

Perhaps its what they put in the water in Cornwall maybe

[The Cornishman]

*Heads quickly for bunker to avoid inevibatle incoming onslaught*

[Lawrie]

at work every few hours we play Thin Lizzies "Boys are back in town" ....amazing riff...amazing song!

cornishman...you are very VERY sad!

[David]

i say we now all vote for the cornishman in that cull of the messageboard poll

[Gigglyboots]

I say NO - Big up the Ketchup Song!
Too late anyway, I have casted my vote...mwhahaha.

[pond life]

respeck, amp it up, large it, big time

[a_girl_from_mars]

sorry but...I also like the song.

[Gigglyboots]

Katy Katy - Don't be sorry - Might as well enjoy it while it lasts, lol.

[pond life]

Like John wayne said "Never apologise"

[Gigglyboots]

Its jiggy - I know I might be slaughtered for saying its great, but I really don't care. I'm a piece of cheddar cheese tonight!

[Uglybob]

look at it this way
It Knocked off the gimps Gareth Gates and Will Young
and it will be knocked off by the other gimps Kelly & Nelly

[pond life]

Gigglyboots said

I'm a piece of cheddar cheese tonight!

Hey Gigglyfromage have you got Cornish blood then?

[Lawrie]

im xXx for the night...1 hell of a quality film!

[David]

oh jesus.. some people on the board should be ashamed with themselves

[jc]

The film xXx is quality entertainment. Saw it last month and thoroughly enjoyed it.

[David]

when i said some people should be ashamed of themselves i meant for liking the las ketchup song.

Oh - I have got hold of a copy of someone on this board singing the las ketchup song and now i am going to blackmail this person into doing what ever i say... muhahahahahaha!

[Uglybob]

get a grip, its only a song.

Remember
DJ Otzi
Mr Blobby
Eiffel 65
Lou Bega
No Mercy
Los Del Rio

[Nablo.]

Vengaboys

[a_girl_from_mars]

lou bega was amazing!!

[Stevo_trash]

i agree with the corni man, that ketchup song is quite pleasant to the bone structures of the ears.

I'd rather listen to the ketchup song than that * annoying nelly and kelly. GOOdddd i * hate it. It pops up during every * radio 1 show, with that horrible twee beat and naff 'urban' connotations.

'nelly I love you'-Kelly

Right love, so you in love with this bloody imbecial whose main qualities revolve around making stupid * 'wah' noices whilst your trying to sing. Your easily pleased arn't you, bet you open those legs for * any of thge ja mule/'pot'belly/thrusher fraternity. Go find some talent behind the bushes in which you were left in by your mother you stinking smelly hussy.

* romeo. * ROMEOOOOO. What a tart. His rymes make mike skinner aka streets look like charles reeding dickens.

'Then I turn the page,
verbally burning the page'

Well * me * romeo you legend. It must have taken valuble time out of your pimping schedule to come up with such a * blinder of a ditty. At least skinner * attempt to rhyme sentences, you choose to * use the same word on adjacent lines.

in the time it takes that wanker to write two lines, i would have enought time to swallow a bottle of viagra, eat a three course meal, have a few cheeky bevies at the pub and then write an album in the sand at newquay beach using my raging stiffy as a scribe a sell it to pete * waterman by the next day.

[M+L Fan II]

I actually agree with the general message of your last post, although I may have phrased it slightly differently...
That Nelly and Kelly song is so * cheesy and devoid of any musical worth. And it's played all the * time on the radio. Yet there are still some bloody morons who will go out and buy even sfter hearing it 100 times on the radio and they will make it number 1.

[Stevo_trash]

yeah thats what i meant. I think. Oh well that will do.

[Everlast]

The Las Ketchup girls are waa waa wee waa.

[Lawrie]

"in the time it takes that w****r to write two lines, i would have enought time to swallow a bottle of viagra, eat a three course meal, have a few cheeky bevies at the pub and then write an album in the sand at newquay beach using my raging stiffy as a scribe a sell it to pete darn waterman by the next day" - Stevo

genius