[Bridgie]

anybody do anything horrible to the trick or treaters?

i didnt this year i gave them sweets but i have thrown many eggs in past years.

my friend once threw a stone at some jehovas witnesses (spelling?) with a note attached to it sayin f-u-c-k off which seemed to work

bridgie

[Nablo.]

I opened the door, there was this one girl who just had a witches nose on, it was rather pathetic. Her friend behind just had fairy wings on. The effort alone they had put in wasn't worth any sweet so I think I was fair

[Sez]

I went to a party but it only lasted a bout 45minutes because a group of tw@s beat up the boy who organised its dad and so the police were called and we all had to leave.

[Stevo_trash]

Has it was payday yesterday, an obligutory trip to the pub was in order after a hard days slaving at work. So a group of us decided to gate crash our local's halloween bash. Whilst costume wise we were definently not there, our spirits were as we knocked back free vodka jellies.

The scottish land lady Avril made her way towards our table clutching hollowed out toffee apples with a piece of string attached through it. Myself and a rather well endowned female colleague were then forced to play a game of 'hang the string around your neck whilst the other person has to take chunks out of the apple'. I placed the string around my neck as she dove in, covering my cream shirt in red stains which were not due to shaving for a change.

Then it was my turn....

Immidiatley I noticed a few problems which might land me into a john leslie situation. Given her peaks wich resemble mount everest, nad had probablly seen an equal amount of bearded males clambering over them...the red tinted apple had nessled right between the rather overgrown puppy dogs.

As i closed in upon the apple, inoticed that with every touch....the piece of fruit appeared to betravelling further down this chasm and becoming increasingly more difficult to budge. By this point, my cheeks were being crushed significantly by the love pillows. After a few seconds, but seemed like months I eventually got hold of the apple and bit out a huge chunk.

As i returned to the surface I was greeted with a round of applause from everyone, apart from my 'friend'......
who was clasping a camera and laughing manically.

bastard

[Chief Erf]

My freind chucked urine jelly at the trick or treaters, yes jelly made with urine!! One guy opened his mouth and eate some, he almost had a heart attack when he found out what it was.

[Bridgie]

lolololololololol

definitely going to try that sometime (making it to throw, not eating it )

[Chief Erf]

lol, it was is dads urine i think, i dont care

[Gigglyboots]

Euuuuuurgh ming ming, thats put me off lemony yellow jelly for life

[jc]

I've always toyed with the idea of using Dad in his black monks' hood and robe, holding a scythe and buying a fog machine to fog up the hall before slowly opening the door to the little brats. Never had the heart in the end. - jc

[Morals]

That's a wicked idea. You don't even need a fog machine, just make a batch of dry ice...

[Bridgie]

how do you make dry ice?

[Sidders]

It's solid carbon dioxide, believe it or not. You can make it using a CO2 fire extinguisher.

[Morals]

It's CO2 at -79 degrees celcius

[Lawrie]

i had 5 trick or treaters this year...my parents bought 4 huge baags that had mini bags of smarties..milky way and mini m&ms

[Gigglyboots]

See Dr Loz is nice to them, lol. I was, but then again I only had my sister and her friend as my house is a bit out the way, lol.

[Adam]

so after 5 people came round and it was getting late... does that mean you had all the bags to yourself. ahh bless- you parents love you drloz

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[Lawrie]

well...i forgot to mention..i hate Chocolate!!! cant stand the stuff....never have done!..i wanted fruit pastilles and skittles..but they didnt get any

[Gigglyboots]

You hate chocolate, you ok?! Aah skittles, taste the rainbow......

[Adam]

i do. send them to adam lynch- uni of nottingham etc etc . they know who i am...

[Sam]

How can you not like chocolate? It's, it's....it's not right! *Sam has a nervous breakdown at the thought of a life without chocolate*

[Lawrie]

i once still had Easter eggs at Christmas.......at the cineam i work at i have to work at the Ben&Jerrys counter which out of the 10 ice creams we serve only 3 dont contain chocolate

[Gigglyboots]

Ben & Jerrys mm, that stuff is heaven.

[Morals]

Three words. Chocolate body paint.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

mmm ben and jerrys fish food..*drool*

[Adam]

Three words. Chocolate body paint.

...is also nice with some fava beans and a nice chianti