[David]

Question: If 1 Greek Drachma (Gk Dr) is worth 1 ½ Greek Drachmas, how many lamps can be bought from the market, if each lamp is 4 times the cost of each other lamp, the cost being the same as it was the year before last?


























Answer: The market does not sell lamps. It sells fruit, vegetables, traditional carvings, dishcloths, badges, pottery, lamps, silverware, butterflies and butter.

[Lawrie]

[David]

it made me laugh

[Gigglyboots]

Hey if its a quiz - we are meant to guess the answer!

[David]

It's not really a quiz for taking part in

[Gigglyboots]

Its one to confuse me instead, lol.

[David]

Question: A standard male dragonfly weighing 0.0009 mlbs lands atop a pond in Cumbria. The surface tension of the Cumbrian pond water is 92 Fl Oz per square inch, with a ripple rate of approx. 30 mgz/Ht. Its mate, weighing 0.0012 mlbs, (female dragonflies are biologically heavier) is flying overhead looking for food, when she suddenly spots her mate below. Wishing to communicate with him (dragonflies communicate via their tendons), she flies down and joins him. With the additional load on the water surface, can you calculate the depth of the pond?






















Answer: No

[Adam]

i take its your quiz and not comedy dave i hear on my radio...

[David]

it's not comedy daves quiz - but granted I didn't make it up.

Here is a question everyone can take part in...


Question: A magician pulls rabbits out of a top hat at the rate of 18 standard rabbits per hour. How long will it be before he has enough pelts to make a fur coat for his assistant, who has a mass volume of 144 gallons?

[Adam]

i see.

Question:How long does it take David to look on the Internet for questions like the ones above?

[David]

Answer: not long if you know the site.

[Adam]

Question:Am I blocked on MSN?

[David]

Answer: Yes

[Adam]

Question:Why? What did I do.. Oh I remember. You left you sense of humor somewhere else when i was telling you off. You failed to see the funny side and went off crying

[jc]

Answer: The market does not sell lamps. It sells fruit, vegetables, traditional carvings, dishcloths, badges, pottery, lamps, silverware, butterflies and butter.

The market doesn't sell lamps, but it sells lamps? - jc

[David]

Answer: Yes

[jc]

Is this one of those "There's lamps, kid, and then there's lamps." kinda answers? - jc

[Gigglyboots]

Stop it Ad! Its the weekend, dont be nasty. Chilll.

Question To Ad:

Am I blocked on Msn?

lol
Im not minding, I'm too giggly to care tonight.

[David]

I dunno! I think thats where it was also supposed to be funny...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/

[Bridgie]

im gonna go adding now. does anybody not want me to add them?

[Gigglyboots]

I dont mind, I love chatting.

[Stephen.]

Anyone can add me, I don't really care. If you annoy me you get blocked, simple as that!

Stephen.

[Adam]

You should go on to do Poltics, Prime Minister Short. I like your policy

[Stephen.]

Thank you, I may follow your suggestion, or not as the case will be

Stephen.

[Adam]

Whats wrong with Poltics. Will Youngs has a a degree in Poltics. Urrm- Anybody else think he wasted three years...