[The Cornishman]

Just before I drench my coco pops in the golden nectar and bask in the a.m hue of the winter dawning-Here's a tip.Place a pen or pencil sideways as far back in the mouth as possible,across the back teeth if you can manage it.(keep the lips closed.Then push the fleshy bits of jowl towards the ends of the pencil as though you were attempting to cover both ends.Hey presto! You are now 'Wallace' of 'Wallace & Grommit' fame!
Next week,Homer Simpson using two pingpong balls,a twisted piece of soldering wire and a tin of Ebony gloss.....

[The Cornishman]

Just been clicking on this and that and was informed that I am not permitted to send a private message to myself.Seems reasonable,I suppose.Toyed with the idea of seeing if I'm able to report my own post to a moderator but that could be construed as trouble-making.And we wouldn't want that to happen.

[The Cornishman]

The new five pound note features Elizabeth Fry, a woman with a face that could curdle milk at twenty paces.Dear old Elizabeth seems to have been blessed,if that's the word,with a bust that makes Jordan look like Charles Hawtrey.Presumably ,she is wearing a raffia plant pot on her head for purposes of balance.
And why is she next to a giant cactus?

[Sidders]

I'm gonna print that out and try and spend it.

[VirtualMetal]

I'm gonna print that out and try and spend it.

Me too

[Adam]

you'd have to be blind to accept that.

still...

[Chief Erf]

espiecally as there is only one side

[Gigglyboots]

Some people...Gosssh you might as well nick the thing you want if your going to try buy it with that thing.

[VirtualMetal]

Chill... It kinda wasnt exactly serios... -some people-

[Gigglyboots]

Lol - I know. Spent too long at school today, drives you silly.