I give money to the girl that comes round thepub collecting for bliss. There is only one reason why I do this. She has luverly knockers and I can't resist the temptation to put my hand deep in my pocket....
for comedy value eurovision is one of the best shows of they year. a few cans of lager an sit back an slag off the acts followed by the rigged voting...
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are