[Lawrie]

ok..simply who would win this amazing boxing match

for me..quite easilly.....


Stevo.....first round knock out


More "You softy!" virtual fights to come

[Nablo.]

lol like the idea, may need a little work though.

[Lawrie]

Chrismoyles.net: smackdown

i know Nablo with a little bit more thought this will be regular and could be hilarius!

[Nablo.]

Any ideas people how to improve it?

[The Cornishman]

I'll quite happily beat magenta around the ring.

[Lawrie]

erm.....youve put me on the spot now!

well erm..people can nominate a match between members and we can sort a poll out ot decide who would win...


a bit poor i know!

[The Cornishman]

Infact I reckon I'd give her a right licking.

[The Cornishman]

Stop me when this gets too pervy.

[Uglybob]

moylesworld top trumps

points for

comedic value
mentions
weight
height
age

[Nablo.]

Top Trumps Moylesworld sounds good, but who gets to judge the points?

[Lawrie]

Hell in a Cell: DRLOZBAKER vs The Cornishman..for the right to give Magenta....a good.......
Anything goes match- Hoare vs Stevo


this fighting championship looks good!

[The Cornishman]

What about one for Magenta,girl_from_mars_,Virtual metal etc. 'bottom' trumps.

[The Cornishman]

Actually a bottom trump is something else entirley isn't it.(See fart thread)
Speaking of which theres nothing more satisfying than a Family fortunes style fart (two tone).

[Lawrie]

"Applauds"- one of the contenders for comment of the year Cornishman

[The Cornishman]

My grandfather used to be a boxer,he claims it hasn't effected him although I beg to differ.He once sent me an e-mail entitled 'I look back on my boxing career with Grebet'

[The Cornishman]

Blimey O'Rieley a round of applause (kneels down and shaves head).Somebody loves me.

[Lawrie]

..erm.....i didnt say i "love you"! theres only one thing i love at the moment and i cant have it due to a boyfriend stopping me.......but I DONT LOVE YOU!


DRLOZBAKER..trump rating (all out of 10)

Comedy Value: 6.5
Mentions: 3 (for teletext 7)
Weight: 8 (13st)
Height: 6ft1
Age: 19

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wahey i'd be one of those crap cards on top trumps that has one thing that can beat the others (weight) and some jammy sod always uses it against your best card. i reckon hoare would win a fight anyway because he doesnt have to worry about losing his looks.....

[Nablo.]

If you were to count the teletext mentions then couldn't I also mention all the times my name and comments have come up on MTV, as I used to do it all the time on that old Video Clash. Then there is the one that they do on MTV 2 now which you can get messages on along the bottom.

[The Cornishman]

DrLozBaker don't let the boyfriend get in the way.How about offering her some pear drops? Then again,she might be tempted by a bottle of shampoo with a cute bow tied round the neck.And by 'shampoo' I don't mean champagne,I mean shampoo.And if you're really keen,give her a box of tissues aswell.These are only suggestions,mind.I take no responsibility for your dismissal and the subsequent criminal proceedings.

[Lawrie]

DRLOZBAKER is sorting it out as we speak! Well ive only being talking to her for a few days....and last night she shocked me!..she wanted something of mine that is mega precious!.......she wants to borrow my " NME one love" album!...i was shocked.......

[The Cornishman]

Are we counting our mentions now then.I have several this will do for starters.A couple of years ago I worked in a bookshop in Cardiff (best job I ever had-one day it will be mine!) I once took the briefest of looks at a woman's range of greeting cards and informed her that they were awful. They were,honest.Stick-like figures that were supposed to be charmingly childish or something,and the text was abysmal.And they were the same price as a Far Side or Glen Baxter (45p+VAT).She was somewhat taken aback by my honesty and left abruptly.Weeks later I'm watching some magazine show on BBC Wales and there she is,demonstrating her 'art' and relates how she recently met a horrible man in a bookshop who took one look at her album and said they were awful. "But I didn't mind",she added,"because it wasn't a very nice bookshop".

[The Cornishman]

DRLOZBAKER is sorting it out as we speak! Well ive only being talking to her for a few days....and last night she shocked me!..she wanted something of mine that is mega precious!.......she wants to borrow my " NME one love" album!...i was shocked.......

Lets have a track listing on that and I'll tell you whether its worth lending it to her.

[The Cornishman]

Come on then squire.Track listing.While we're young.

[The Cornishman]

Jesus I haven't got all night waiting around for you,I could be out collecting snails instead of this.