[The Cornishman]

I'm in the mood for five minutes of yap.Quick all four of us to the chatroom now!

[David]

"if this show was a car, it'd be chatty chatty bang bang" alan partridge

[Mr Dion]

better not....

[The Cornishman]

Well I'm in there but its pretty f**king lonley.

[The Cornishman]

O.K its Loz PHD and I now.Come on this is a once in a lunchtime oppurtunity to talk to two of the most entertaining men on the net.

[The Cornishman]

Quite a pleasing chat with Loz PHD thisevening a top man.But who was the guest who came in at the end and said nothing.I want answers.

[superwoman]

it wasnt me if thats any help to you,

[Sidders]

I can't get in because of the * firewall, as you all know. Sorry to keep reminding you of that fact, but I'm very bitter about it.

[The Cornishman]

You should be alright once the fireman have stopped striking.

[ZAQAZ_]

it was from last nite anyway nutty boy wake up and read stuff or else the clocks in your hair won't grow

[The Cornishman]

Speaking of the fire strike- if you read the small print on the buckets they're collecting for money to be spent on chalk.It's a well-known fact that the average fireman plays pool for twenty-three hours a week whilst on duty.