[The Cornishman]

Right I've re-edited this message.Anyone wondering what the H is going on,below is the message that started it all.....


O.K heres the deal.Its a Children In Need fancy dress party,the management requests that you all enter in the guise of your favourite celebrity.
Anyone found posting under their original name will have their tongue mashed into the roller of an electronic typewriter.
Thankyou.
The Management.

[Jonny Hoare]

beejeeezus again, the loooverly gaby, how much money have you got, that's lots ooooooooooooooooooooooi ballsy how much money have we got

[The Cornishman]

Huzzah!!!!
Ain't we got fun-I espeye Diana Ross,I've Changed My Name,and Terry Wogan.The bear with the eye patch would be proud.

[The Cornishman]

Why does that bear wear the eyepatch by the way? Is it because he's a pirate?

[Jonny Hoare]

no because some poor fool knocking the living o murphys outta him bejeezus....

aaah the lovely gaby do you like the old pudsey........

[The Cornishman]

Bijovey Mr Wigon-you appear to have 7 of the queens stars.Surley thats worth a star in itself.

[The Cornishman]

Although I'm not quite sure what you're doing living in bloody Falmouth.Must be a greuling drive to London every morning for the Radio 2 show.

[The Cornishman]

Wait it a minute,I've figured you out.Those shows are on tape aren't they. All the Radio 2 shows are on tape! That would bring to light my speculation that the Alex Lester I saw at the Radio 2 roadshow in Camborne was in fact a projected hologram.

[The Cornishman]

On a slightly more serious note if you're still there.Did the floods get you yesterday.

[superwoman]

i will not participate in changing my name and i dont care what the concequences are!

[The Cornishman]

Charl do you remember treading on the rake? Seems to have caused some damage to ze leetle grey cells.

[The Cornishman]

Charl- Try again, only this time try to make it funny.You seem to have mistaken being a lovable curmudgeon with a narrow-minded cynic who's intolerant of other people's fun.But if you're an adolescent,I apologise. They can't help being obnoxious.

[superwoman]

ok ok! im 16 and in one hell of a bad mood! its friday and im in one of the only classes in school!

im not usually this obnoxious! (if thats how you spell it....)

sorry, do you really want me to change my name if so you can twist my arm, (not literally tho)

charl xxx

[superwoman]

but "the supremes" i do not remember treadng on the rake" what is it? im curious. please explain because i'm an obnoxious minor.

[The Cornishman]

Alright then I'll put my toys back in my pram and extend the preverbial olive branch.
But just this once.

Oh and get that name changed (come on its for charideee)

[The Cornishman]

Would now be a bad time to insist that you get that name changed.

[The Cornishman]

You could always forget about all this,make a fresh start,and get that named changed.

[superwoman]

please take note, i have changed my name! do u like it?

[superwoman]

please take note, i have changed my name! do u like it?

i feel it would be inappropriate to use my already hurting brain, so i simply copied urs!
ha

[The Cornishman]

Huzzah!!!!
Excellent work Charl! Slightly unimaginative but still.You win the chance to ghost write Dominic Diamonds collumn for the Daily Star.Crayons at the ready.
By the way anyone else reading this.....get that name changed.

[Adam]

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

[Lawrie]

am i the only person confused by this post now?!

[superwoman]

sorry, i have no imagination, and i am likely to forget my login name when i come to log in next time....

but i cannot write to save my life, u'd fall asleep!

[Lawrie]

ok......

maybe im too tired and need sleep..but what in the blue hell?!

[superwoman]

basically, the supremes made me feel quilty about not changing my name so i did. thats all you have to know really.