[Matt]

A competition to win nowt...<br><br>Look through your papers at lunch time or whenever, and find the best stories for a Son Of Cheesily.<br><br>It's Moyles relate because M&L are on before Chris...(good enough excuse?).<br><br>Anyway, my starter for 10 is this, from today's Sport:<br><br>A man ended up in Hospital in some foreign country after getting a handheld television stuck up his a*se, with only the telescopic ariel showing between his cheeks.<br><br>Unfortunately no explanation was given to why the television was in there, but it was said to have still worked when removed.<br><br>You might call it crap TV...<br><br>M

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my suggestion for the tv story is any manics songs as there heads are up their arses anyway so now maybe they can watch telly. maybe "if you tolerate this.."

[Uglybob]

wired for sound - cliff richard<br>everybody hurts - rem<br>i see you baby shaking that ass - groove armada<br>now that i own the bbc - sparks<br>wind of change - scorpions<br>fixing a hole - the beatles