[Guest]

i saw peter stringfellow getting a lapdance  :) (albiet standing from a distance of about 20ft away) . i spotted him first - and my eyesight's sh1te -  my mate was nearly sick with laughter. i was content with silent mirth at his funny mullet.<br><br>also, today i became a godfather, and the other godparents were devon malcolm and his wife. lol. what an amusing two days with but 4 1/2 hours of sleep, and much a drinking done. <br><br>sorry, i thought it was at least something interesting to start a topic about <br><br><br><br><br><br><br>

[Ionic_Storm]

1st Paragraph - Riight.<br>2nd Paragraph - Congratulations  ;D<br>3rd Paragraph - And I am thinking of something stupid to end it with.<br><br><br>I'm doing work experience at PC World.

[Guest]

So I take it you had a fun weekend Monkey?  And did you get a lapdance? <br><br>Ionic Storm - I'm going to an infants school next week to teach screaming kids.  Fun!

[Monkey_poorly]

i should really make a point of singing in straight away, before i get onto the board.... but you know i wont<br><br>yes mrs hells angel i had a great weekend thanks, but as luck would have it, now i'm ill and feel like poo . (no not brown and sticky - oooh that gag's old, i'm not even sure whether it counts as a 'gag' ) boo hiss.<br><br>work experience tip . do not do any work if you can help. weasel out of as much as you possibly can. dont be polite and helpful, just sit on your arse and eat crisps - i say this because i did the former and they worked my monkey ass off for three weeks and got pitance. admittedly you're not supposed to get paid (although virtually:) everyone in my year did when i did it) and my boss bloke was hungover the day that i left, but i wasn't happpy . <br><br>- can we exchange this  :-/  smilie for one with a top hat please? <br><br>

[Sanjay]

Sanjay is feeling the same as Monkey  :-[ like poo.<br><br>Work Experience - i did mine at IBM - now before you say "oo-er" - IT'S THE BEST WORK EXPERIENCE you could possibly have.  Scribble a letter, they give you one week (i did mine at Nottingham) - they never have anything for you to do, and give you loadza computing freebies!  However cheesy they are (the freebies), it's a good reward for browsing the net all day, and impressing the boss with your relative "enthusiasm".  "What the * do you want me to today then - Same as yesterday? Nothing."  ;D

[Ionic_Storm]

S'alright, they can't be arsed to interview me in the first place.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i haven't done work experience yet i could be great working at the radio 1 studios!

[Uglybob]

i can see chris writing that restraining order now as we speak. i dont see the point of lapdances. maybe im stupid but whats the point. like spending money just to get a hard on. is there such thing as male lapdancing, if so that would be funny.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Always reminds me of Alan Partridge when lapdancers are mentioned.

[Everlast]

lol

[Guest]

Yeah, lol  ;D

[Cindy]

yeah... give me a 2nd series!! lol