[Ted's lover]

3.00  American voice over guy reads out same advertisement for the 52nd time.<br>3.08  Moyles starts off his show by telling everyone about how he and his maverick mates went out the night before 'for the first time in ages'. Moyles talks about 'downing a few' and having a kebab - link ends with badly scripted punchline.<br>3.15 Having just played a trail; Moyles delights his audience with an oh so daring jibe at the trail - this involves poking fun at a fellow presenter, or get this...even at the BBC.<br>3.20 Starts argument with Dave - this usually turns around to fashion. Moyles mentions the really hilarious fact that Dave's girlfriend buys his clothes for him for the 42nd time.<br>3.25 Moyles introduces wacky phone-in !<br>3.29 Moyles fluffs his entry into newsbeat so he has to play the jingle again.<br>3.38 Moyles reads out a story from a tabloid newspaper - this leads to a really shock-jock style rant; each sentence ends with his voice getting higher...this man is angry !<br>This rant will have the words 'Jesus' and 'unbelievable' liberally spread throughout it.<br>3.43 Moyles shouts at Will for not sorting out a feature....ooooooooh !<br>3.48 Moyles repeats same gag he's used for 3 years.<br>3.52 Moyles really is a shockjock ! now he's starting to shout at Lizzie for not answering the phones - He makes a reference about how much power he's got and that if she doesn't behave she'll be working on Dave Pearce's show.<br>4.00 The last 40 minutes included calls from people who were totally genuine and who didn't make up there stories.<br>4.00 - 5.00 Moyles hs his tongue firmly lodged in between  D list celebrities buttocks.<br>5.08 Moyles has another go at Lizzie ! This man is a renegade ! He starts talking about her lack of dress sense and the fact that she doesn't have a boyfriend...hmmm,personal. He even daringly makes a sly comment about the ..wait for it...( size of her breasts ) tee hee hee.<br>5.15 while a Rap song finishes Moyles hilariously sings over it with 'UH..UH..YEAH..BRING THE BEAT BACK' he is  comic genius.<br>5.18 He has another go at Will ! This time making fun of his stammer<br>5.22 Shows off his broad knowledge of football; he prises Leeds United while dissing Everton and Liverpool - He really is just one of the lads, isn't he?<br>5.30 Starts another lot of the hilarious feature car-ioke,<br>one of the callers is a young woman who he flirts with( You see he's got a girlfriend but still flirts on national radio - renegade), then he asks her whether she's got a boyfriend and she sais yes, so he funnily goes straight to the next caller - you see what he did there ?<br>The feature ends when he asks the winner to sing the corus from the song again...and guess what !! s soon as they start singing he cuts them off ! ho ho ho !<br>5.38 Moyles sounds like he can't wait to get home and does  rather lame link<br>5.42 Moyles sais some guff bout who's on next.<br>5.45 End of another entertining and wacky show,kids !!!<br>

[Everlast]

Tell ya man to come back coz the TedVsThe board threads were brilliant