[winker]

He's here, there and blinkin' well everywhere. Well done sir. What is your next plan of attack? To take over Virgin from Mr. Branson or to run for Primeminister in 4 years time. <P>Seriously though, well done for your efforts, as they are much deserved.<P>(Cheque payable to Mr. Winker...)

[Baza]

kiss arse!!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i'm pretty, i'm hot, i'm everything you're not!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

also - i'm sexy, i'm cute, i'm popular to boot. who am i? just guess, guys wanna touch my chest (maybe chop the end off and change a few words in the middle and you've got the_dr.)

[the_dr]

A topic dedicated to me. I am honoured. <P>winker - I have been a bit over-exposed recently haven't I?  :) My next media organ for attack: Radio One/talkSport. I plan to get on Moyles' show soon, and maybe on the Human Zoo next Sunday. Monkey was on the Zoo last Sunday, but he didn't tell you about that and theres nothing he can do to stop me now! He did a shite thing, playing some Steven Hawking audio (seem familiar?) reading some crappy quote which I can't remember  :) He was going to play his special Boyd mix, but he chickened out and has left me to play it in his absense.<P>Baza - jealousy?  :) Remind me which shows you have been on lately? Gardens Questiontime? Oh yes - World Vision. Aim high my son!  :)<P>Mrs Moyles - Don't be cheeky! Remember I've featured in 5 books (If you include the Harry potter novels - which you seem to think I feature in  :)). And why '<B>maybe</B> chop the end off'?  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"><P>the_dr

[Stickyspanner]

"Dr in chest fondling scenario with underage pussy lover!!!"<P>What about that for a News Of The World scoop!!<P>  :)<p>[This message has been edited by Stickyspanner (edited 31 July 2001).]

[Matt]

aah...but I bet the_dr can't pat his head and rub his tummy at the same time <P>M

[Sanjay]

The primary teacher's faveourite trick - and still proves a challenege for many  :)

[Baza]

I can do that. I beat the_dr!!!<br>and wannabe_mrs_moyles!!<br> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/biggrin.gif"><p>[This message has been edited by Baza (edited 01 August 2001).]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

instead of maybe chopping the end off then, you can keep it if you want (please, please no) or you can chop it off so it will be gone forever and ever and it will never be seen again. <P>i've just tried patting my head and rubbing my tummy at the same time but i'm not very co-ordinated, it's impossible!

[winker]

I'm no kiss ass. Just giving respect where it is due. Although I'm a little worried that we be ruled by this young man in the not to distant future.

[Lawrie]

i bet the Dr cant: take lizzie out on a date then rub it in the face of "tractor boy" then go up to chris and say "look moyles your girlfriend she loves me not you" then go and nick daves cortina then go find jon culshaw and say "look mate are the only voices you can do are chris eubank Tom baker and some other z list celebritys" if he does all these in 24 hours then we can bow down to him but im still waiting!!!!!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah i bet he couldnt do that cos hes too young to drive.