[Dean_Ashton]

...i'm number 10

[Ben_Jammin]

HA HA HA!!! MIDGET MAN!!!<P><br>I'm at least 18 inches (on a cold day)

[Mysterious_Weasel]

The mysterious weasel is not impressed by your crappy humour, Mr. Jammin. Don't make me set a dozen ferrets on you.

[winker]

Mr Ashton are you number 10 Downing Street, number 10 bus, or number 10 in your 'fantasy' football team?

[the_dr]

I've told you all before, Dean Ashton is a kid at my school who plays football and is popular with the ladies.<P>Back me up on this Baza.<P>the_dr

[Dean_Ashton]

http://www.crewealex.net/stats/view/pla ... 14,00.html

[Ben_Jammin]

OI! Nobody tells me my jokes are stupid!!!<P>I'm gunna come round there a kick your fat ass!<P>But I am already in my pyjamas...

[magenta]

DEAN-O DEAN-O DEAN-OOO<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/tongue.gif">

[Dean_Ashton]

see..magenta knows who i am

[magenta]

of course i do.<P>we love deano.

[Dean_Ashton]

well, thanks, so u'll agree that i'm gonna play for england then

[magenta]

definitely.<P>deano rocks   <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/biggrin.gif"><br>esp. since he's a young un <P>  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"><p>[This message has been edited by magenta (edited 08 August 2001).]

[Dean_Ashton]

who's the man!!!

[magenta]

DEANOOOOOOO

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

i say we ask Roddy is dean ashton exists<br> as he is a crewe fan

[magenta]

AND SO AM I!<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/tongue.gif">

[Simon]

Wow a real z list celebrity posting messages on this board. Chris Harris must be so proud

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

Z list? he's not worthy of that,sum crappy play convinced he gonna play for england,if he was any good he wouldnt be at crewe,he'd be in the premiership.<br>iam going to brake the world record for the womens 10,000 meters.

[4realaa]

I have no desire to talk about the size of my genitalia. Too small.

[Dean_Ashton]

Gordon - we'll see my son, we'll see

[Dean_Ashton]

if u wanna see if i exist try - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer ... htmlyou'll see

[Dean_Ashton]

here's an article about my injury <br>http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/hi/english/football/teams/c/crewe_alexandra/newsid_1470000/1470678.stm

[Dean_Ashton]

"Ashton, watched by a number of Premiership clubs last season" hmm, not too shabby

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

but there is no proof to say that its you ?

[Dean_Ashton]

and how would i go about doing that?