[Walter Sobchak]

I thought people who worked during the week claimed Jobseekers Allowance at weekends. How wrong I was.

People that work and abide by the law get f@%k all..........

heres a couple of things I heard today!........

1) Someone I know works at an electrical store (I'll call him Bob for reference);
Last Thursday a Chav came in with his social worker, an hour later she (the social worker) had bought him a new PC and also picked up a disc to connect to t'internet. 'Bob' presumed that the Chav was her son, and said "....your mum....", the chav said she wasn't his mum (I believe using more 'colourful' words though) and the social worker then explained what was happening...... GET THIS!............. He had been released from a young offenders institute earlier that day on 'good behaviour' and as his stay in there had been so succesful, (probably hadn't killed any staff) they were allowing him onto some 'plan' whereby he gets special allowances,and as he also lives in a remote village, he would need a pc with t'internet!

2) A man that lives on a council estate near me, who has been less than a month out of prison, has now got a mortgage, and is buying his house!!!

Hold on! am I doing something wrong?

[DemonHorse]

I thought people who worked during the week claimed Jobseekers Allowance at weekends. How wrong I was.

People that work and abide by the law get f@%k all..........

heres a couple of things I heard today!........

1) Someone I know works at an electrical store (I'll call him Bob for reference);
Last Thursday a Chav came in with his social worker, an hour later she (the social worker) had bought him a new PC and also picked up a disc to connect to t'internet. 'Bob' presumed that the Chav was her son, and said "....your mum....", the chav said she wasn't his mum (I believe using more 'colourful' words though) and the social worker then explained what was happening...... GET THIS!............. He had been released from a young offenders institute earlier that day on 'good behaviour' and as his stay in there had been so succesful, (probably hadn't killed any staff) they were allowing him onto some 'plan' whereby he gets special allowances,and as he also lives in a remote village, he would need a pc with t'internet!

2) A man that lives on a council estate near me, who has been less than a month out of prison, has now got a mortgage, and is buying his house!!!

Hold on! am I doing something wrong?

Yes, doing everything right...

[Uberlegend Jho]

Dick n Dom are the funniest thing on telly.

Wonder what the commissioning meeting was like for that...

"So what does the bungalow involve then...."

"Well we feed 11 year old kids with sweets with enough E's to fund 6 scrabble sets, we play stupid games and watch badly drawn cartoons. And then encourage the kids to do it too. We fill it with innuendo and have a big food fight in the end. And we have "ironic" celebrities to poke at...
Oh ...and upset Rachel Stevens for getting jam on her nose"

"Yeah, that sounds a winner....."