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Re: Patent Pending :-)#298310

By foot-loose - Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:45 am

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:45 am #298310

Caffine tablets are amazing inventions.

Only to be used in emergencies though - otherwise you get the shakes. Especially if washed down with a can of Red Bull.

*twitches*

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298318

By Yudster - Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:48 am

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:48 am #298318

My favourite appliance is a washing machine.

I like being outdoors and going for walks and looking at wildlife etc, but I am rubbish at identifying bird and birdsong. An ex colleague of mine, a chap called Elliott, was an expert in this skill, so I would like to invent a pocket sized device with a downloaded Elliott pre-installed, so I could take him with me every time I go for a walk.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298319

By Ballbag - Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:50 am

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:50 am #298319

Yudster wrote:My favourite appliance is a washing machine.

Yudyud you saucy minx......... it's the spin cycle that does it for you I bet.

I'm only 29 by the way.

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298322

By Yudster - Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:57 am

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:57 am #298322

No, its the not -having- to -do- the- washing -by- hand cycle, every time.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298323

By Ballbag - Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:59 am

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:59 am #298323

Yeah yeah, whatever you say.

I'm only 29 by the way.

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298324

By Yudster - Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:04 pm

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:04 pm #298324

Well I wouldn't go so far as to say that WHATEVER I say is 100% reliable, but that one is. Even if I were that way inclined, my utility room (hah!) is not conducive to such activities.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298332

By DemonHorse - Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:24 pm

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:24 pm #298332

Viv 113 wrote:Balls!

It's OK Viv, there are already many inventions you can use to remove balls.

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298408

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:43 pm

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:43 pm #298408

Umbrellas on pedestrian crossings.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298429

By S4B - Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:56 pm

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:56 pm #298429

Umbrellas on pedestrian crossings can be used to remove balls?

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298433

By Console - Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:17 pm

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:17 pm #298433

Maybe if not used carefully. Or perhaps the umbrella (ella ella) could be used to dislodge (or remove) a football (or perhaps many balls) from a tree.

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298435

By S4B - Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:30 pm

- Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:30 pm #298435

Ahh I hadn't thought of that!

Re: Patent Pending :-)#298446

By Boboff - Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:33 am

- Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:33 am #298446

Console wrote:Maybe if not used carefully. Or perhaps the umbrella (ella ella) could be used to dislodge (or remove) a football (or perhaps many balls) from a tree.

Nice consoles back ! Horrah.

I thought that was funny it fact I lots of loved to it

The greatest invention has got to be the thing your looking at isn't it, computers have revolutionized the world ( PS I haven't read all the thread so if this is a stupid thing to say I am sorry)